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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #660 on: January 09, 2011, 01:36:50 AM »
So guys, I've got good news and bad news. Bad news: someone just took the rear bumper off my car through listening to her husband on when to turn (and turned INTO my car - so NOT MY FAULT). Good news: my boyfriend now has a job as a substitute teacher. Good definitely outweighs the bad.

Also, Savorel seems to be turning into a crossbow sniper. Maybe I should give her some offensive spells, or give her the feat that uses her charisma bonus for bow attacks. We'll see.


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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #661 on: January 09, 2011, 03:30:32 AM »
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We still have 47 posts. That should at least get us to the start of round two.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #662 on: January 09, 2011, 04:26:56 AM »
So guys, I've got good news and bad news. Bad news: someone just took the rear bumper off my car through listening to her husband on when to turn (and turned INTO my car - so NOT MY FAULT). Good news: my boyfriend now has a job as a substitute teacher. Good definitely outweighs the bad.

Also, Savorel seems to be turning into a crossbow sniper. Maybe I should give her some offensive spells, or give her the feat that uses her charisma bonus for bow attacks. We'll see.



omg are you okay?  I was just logging on to ask if anyone had heard from you.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #663 on: January 09, 2011, 11:25:42 AM »
How is being in an accident that wasn't your fault bad news? It means you can sue for their insurance for damages!

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #664 on: January 09, 2011, 12:33:34 PM »
How is being in an accident that wasn't your fault bad news? It means you can sue for their insurance for damages!
The "being in an accident" part is always bad news in my ears.

But yeah, you okay, solara?
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #665 on: January 09, 2011, 03:33:32 PM »
I'm okay - didn't even wake up sore today, like everyone said I would. Spent most of yesterday desperately trying to find something to bake, though. I hope they are, too, but mostly I'm annoyed that I can't drive my car until their insurance gets off its rear end and decides to pay to fix it. Or I might have to get a new car - my current one is 12 years old, and has been in 4 or 5 other accidents (none of which were my fault, except the very first one).

Sorry for being spacey on posting lately, anyway. If I'm gone for too long, go ahead and play Savorel as an NPC - she pretty much either heals or shoots things with her crossbow.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #666 on: January 09, 2011, 06:38:25 PM »
"NOW THONG ANGRY!"  :shakefist
:lmao Was that Thog not pronouncing his name properly due to rage, or were you distracted, bhu?  :lmao
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #667 on: January 09, 2011, 06:44:57 PM »
You will note the time of posting.... :eh

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #668 on: January 09, 2011, 06:57:27 PM »
Ah, I was sure I had already adjusted my account settings so it showed me my local time. As such I though you posted it at seven minutes to ten. Now it makes more sense.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #669 on: January 09, 2011, 07:29:16 PM »
"NOW THONG ANGRY!"  :shakefist
:lmao Was that Thog not pronouncing his name properly due to rage, or were you distracted, bhu?  :lmao
:lmao Totally missed that.
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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #670 on: January 09, 2011, 07:38:20 PM »
Clearly Thog has some issues he needs to work out. :P

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #671 on: January 09, 2011, 08:54:01 PM »
"NOW THONG ANGRY!"  :shakefist
:lmao Was that Thog not pronouncing his name properly due to rage, or were you distracted, bhu?  :lmao
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #672 on: January 11, 2011, 04:59:26 AM »
Paging mistah FLay, you have an attack of opportunity.  :D

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #673 on: January 13, 2011, 05:33:09 PM »
paging Dr. Shadow, a mercenary requires a necromantic fisting :D

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #674 on: January 13, 2011, 09:05:22 PM »
paging Dr. Shadow, a mercenary requires a necromantic fisting :D
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« Reply #675 on: January 13, 2011, 09:32:52 PM »
paging Dr. Shadow, a mercenary requires a necromantic fisting :D
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #676 on: January 14, 2011, 02:51:18 AM »
Is the Dean's nephew within 150 ft.?

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #677 on: January 14, 2011, 03:09:26 AM »
Is the Dean's nephew within 150 ft.?
He's in the cave, probably out of sight
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There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #678 on: January 14, 2011, 03:48:17 AM »
what jojo said.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #679 on: January 14, 2011, 04:42:39 AM »
His fisting will have to wait, then... oh wait, nvm, he's got whores with him.