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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #260 on: October 06, 2010, 01:25:48 AM »
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #261 on: October 06, 2010, 03:12:48 PM »
A 23 misses? What the hell is this thing's ECL? If its AC is higher than 23, maybe we're not meant to fight it.   :twitch

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #262 on: October 06, 2010, 04:27:23 PM »
A 23 misses? What the hell is this thing's ECL? If its AC is higher than 23, maybe we're not meant to fight it.   :twitch
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #263 on: October 06, 2010, 06:32:22 PM »
A 23 misses? What the hell is this thing's ECL? If its AC is higher than 23, maybe we're not meant to fight it.   :twitch
Maybe the melee's aren't meant to fight it.  :(

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #264 on: October 06, 2010, 06:48:10 PM »
A 23 misses? What the hell is this thing's ECL? If its AC is higher than 23, maybe we're not meant to fight it.   :twitch
Maybe the melee's aren't meant to fight it.  :(
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #265 on: October 06, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »
There's not much I can do this fight, either.
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #266 on: October 06, 2010, 07:38:31 PM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #267 on: October 06, 2010, 08:54:43 PM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"
I lol'ed, like, actually laughed out loud. I'm from San Francisco, I know you can't do that!  :p

But still, Aye.

I'm still gonna try and shank him in the ass.... but hey, turn the bitch for all I care...

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« Reply #268 on: October 06, 2010, 09:09:42 PM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"
I lol'ed, like, actually laughed out loud. I'm from San Francisco, I know you can't do that!  :p

But still, Aye.

I'm still gonna try and shank him in the ass.... but hey, turn the bitch for all I care...

I thought you said that you can't turn somebody like that.   :P
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #269 on: October 06, 2010, 09:12:05 PM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"
I lol'ed, like, actually laughed out loud. I'm from San Francisco, I know you can't do that!  :p

But still, Aye.

I'm still gonna try and shank him in the ass.... but hey, turn the bitch for all I care...

I thought you said that you can't turn somebody like that.   :P
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #270 on: October 06, 2010, 09:41:16 PM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"
I lol'ed, like, actually laughed out loud. I'm from San Francisco, I know you can't do that!  :p

But still, Aye.

I'm still gonna try and shank him in the ass.... but hey, turn the bitch for all I care...

I thought you said that you can't turn somebody like that.   :P
I'm watching "Pulp Fiction" at the moment (for the first time) and that turned out even more funny since I just watched the GIMP-scene
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #271 on: October 06, 2010, 10:04:10 PM »
I'm thinking of finding myself an animal companion, more specific a Dire Bat. What do people reckon would be fun alternatives?
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #272 on: October 07, 2010, 01:09:06 AM »
All in favour of Konner turning the guy so hard he'll arrange the next Pride Parade, say "Aye"
I lol'ed, like, actually laughed out loud. I'm from San Francisco, I know you can't do that!  :p

But still, Aye.

I'm still gonna try and shank him in the ass.... but hey, turn the bitch for all I care...

I thought you said that you can't turn somebody like that.   :P
I'm watching "Pulp Fiction" at the moment (for the first time) and that turned out even more funny since I just watched the GIMP-scene
Nanshork, I didn't say he'd enjoy it. I'm gonna try using both swords, after all.  :p
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #273 on: October 07, 2010, 02:10:36 AM »
A 23 misses? What the hell is this thing's ECL? If its AC is higher than 23, maybe we're not meant to fight it.   :twitch
Maybe the melee's aren't meant to fight it.  :(
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #274 on: October 07, 2010, 04:02:23 AM »
And I used my last lightning the last round

If you mean Call Lightning you get one bolt per round for the duration of the spell which is 1 minute per level.  You should still have plenty zap left.

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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #275 on: October 07, 2010, 04:30:39 AM »
SO should i turn him or spell zap him
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #276 on: October 07, 2010, 05:20:19 AM »
I would like to see a parade.

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« Reply #277 on: October 07, 2010, 05:35:13 AM »
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Re: Jibba Jabba II: When Squirrels Drink Red Bull
« Reply #278 on: October 07, 2010, 06:02:23 AM »
We'll I don't see a goddamned parade so GET WITH THE TURNING OF THE UNDEADNESS AND STUFF ALREADY!!!

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« Reply #279 on: October 07, 2010, 07:37:04 AM »
Eet is not hees turn yet silly.  Sir Shadow is up.