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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #500 on: October 28, 2010, 10:07:26 PM »
I'll check it. Says Ceusharath, fading from view.
[spoiler]go ethereal, scout out who/what is talking.[/spoiler]
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #501 on: October 29, 2010, 12:22:36 AM »
assuming no one else is doing anything loud Jojo can gimme a spot roll

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #502 on: October 29, 2010, 02:20:21 AM »
1d20=1
Proceeding with a prepared set of curse words in order to imitate Anger. Damn Crap. F--
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #503 on: October 29, 2010, 03:58:02 AM »
Head explodes from mental image
Mental. Image. Burning. Hole. In. Head.
So, I take it you have seen the pictures of me in the IRL thread, especially the third one  :p
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #504 on: October 29, 2010, 09:36:32 AM »
(Missed there was a second check)

second Listen check (1d20+5=13)

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #505 on: October 29, 2010, 12:01:50 PM »
Head explodes from mental image
Mental. Image. Burning. Hole. In. Head.
So, I take it you have seen the pictures of me in the IRL thread, especially the third one  :p
Nope. Link? (Blackmail is always good.)
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There ya go, I strongly urge you not to drink anything when you open the third one...
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #506 on: October 29, 2010, 12:35:27 PM »
There ya go, I strongly urge you not to drink anything when you open the third one...
That's so wrong... yet strangely erotic.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #507 on: October 29, 2010, 07:33:39 PM »
There ya go, I strongly urge you not to drink anything when you open the third one...
That's so wrong... yet strangely erotic.
There is a long and very strange story behind it, for now I just urge to find your nearest brain bleach
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #508 on: October 29, 2010, 08:56:20 PM »
Jojo

[spoiler]You see movement in the distance.  Getting closer you hear disturbing sounds.  Upon rounding the corner you see a Black Unicorn.  It appears to be having forced marital relations with a chained up werewolf.[/spoiler]


everyone else
[spoiler]The rest of you hear "Thog smell zombies.  Thog not like zombies."  :([/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #509 on: October 30, 2010, 06:15:19 PM »
quietly awaiting everyones reaction<

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #510 on: October 30, 2010, 08:14:20 PM »
"Well Ladies and not so Gentle Men we seem to have a few orc's around or really stupid people
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #511 on: October 30, 2010, 08:28:37 PM »
Ceusharath immediately shifts back to the material plane to summon something, and is luckily not paying attention to the voice right now.
Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #512 on: October 30, 2010, 08:33:42 PM »
Kintal says very loudly, "Thog not smell zombies, Thog just stinky!"
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #513 on: October 30, 2010, 08:52:28 PM »
I stay alert, keeping my readied action ready
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #514 on: October 30, 2010, 09:23:55 PM »
"Thog hear kitty voice."

"How do you know it's a cat?  Cat's don't talk."

"Kitties always talk when Thog alone.  Say no one believe Thog, cause Thog dumb.  Kitties rude."

"Yeah.  Yeah I'm not buying this.  It's obviously in the clearing over there and it knows were here.  Might as well say hello."

A heavily armed and armored Ogre and a longbow toting lightly armored Hobgoblin step out of the trees.  The Ogre points at Kintal.

"See.  Kitty.  Thog not dumb."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #515 on: October 30, 2010, 09:28:31 PM »
WOnderful
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #516 on: October 30, 2010, 11:10:11 PM »
"Good afternoon gentlemen. Can we help you?"

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #517 on: October 31, 2010, 12:03:57 AM »
"Meow."
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #518 on: October 31, 2010, 02:49:07 AM »
"Yes...hello...um...were the local patrol.  I don't suppose you have a pass or a reason for being here?  I mean you outnumber us all to be-damn, but technically I am supposed to stop you if you aren't supposed to be here."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #519 on: October 31, 2010, 03:28:01 AM »
"We have a pass, but we're here trying to stop a potential zombie catastrophe. It would be in everyone's best interests to put a stop to them before the people get hurt."

Alcy feels no particular reason to argue with guards. If they want to help against the Kung-Fu Zombies, then great. If not, they ought to let the party go handle the situation so they don't have to.