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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #140 on: August 17, 2010, 06:51:31 AM »
The Zombie seems understndably pissed as he cant see mto touch you back...

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #141 on: August 18, 2010, 02:14:33 AM »
Littha  :D


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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #142 on: August 18, 2010, 09:30:59 AM »
How far away and tall is the wall?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #143 on: August 18, 2010, 10:34:16 AM »
How far away and tall is the wall?
The wall is 10 feet tall, and it should be outlined on the map as a bold rectangle.  It extends from (and containing) F5 to K8.
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Elemental mage test game

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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #144 on: August 18, 2010, 03:16:31 PM »
I cant access the map, hence why i was asking...

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #145 on: August 18, 2010, 03:44:12 PM »
The wall is 5 feet away from you.  Between you and it are two zombies labeled as "BZ".  I'm not sure what those are.  To the left are two more zombies (labeled "Z" like the others).  One you can reach with a 5-foot step and one is 10 feet away.

This is all assuming the map's up to date.
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #146 on: August 18, 2010, 03:50:18 PM »
BZ = Blinded Zombie

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #147 on: August 18, 2010, 04:07:09 PM »
Map should be up to date yes.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #148 on: August 18, 2010, 04:33:26 PM »
Guess I'll attack the one 5ft away.. have reach so might as well use it.

Activate Rage:
1d20+8=10
And probably miss.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #149 on: August 19, 2010, 02:41:58 AM »
Alas you do miss

On 6 the squirrels start cheering you guys on a lil more so you think they may be warming up to you

3 zombies pointlessly attack Jojo and cant seem to understand why they cant hit him

still

one zombie swipes at Radmelon whilst another charges http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655649/ one flails you upside the head for 4 pts (oh the horror) http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655651/

due to the weirdness of charging nanshork gets attacked once and it trips over its own foot http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655654/

zombies move to surround Littha

Flay is swung at once http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655658/ to no effect

the zombies flail at the wall http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655663/
the zombies in G8, I8, J8, and K8 make the save. two charge blindly thru the wall
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655672/ one of them running smack into RobyPants (Concentration Check plz) for 7 pts! http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655674/

Venn is also charged , but he fails as he's paying too much attention to you instead of his swing http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2655677/

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #150 on: August 19, 2010, 02:42:16 AM »
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AswjSeBdvTjbdGFReG80RHZwT0VsSHlEQ1RPaTJ2Wmc&hl=en&authkey=CJWqqvcI#gid=0

ROUND 4! FIGHT!

19 Solara
18 Radmelon
16 Sir Shadow, VennDygrem
13 Ruam
11 Robby Pants, Konner
9 Nanshork
8 Flay
7 Littha, Jojolager
6 The Audience
1 Zombies

Go go gadget Solara! :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #151 on: August 19, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »
Savorel will attack the most injured zombie she can see and reach with her crossbow, reloading it as a move action, unless someone has requested spells (benign transposition with one of the controlled zombies could be highly amusing).

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2656068/

Attack: 19
Damage: 3

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #152 on: August 19, 2010, 03:54:31 PM »
He's got two bolts in him now, and looks mad enough to do something about it (I forgot to make him charge last turn  :blush )

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #153 on: August 20, 2010, 02:35:29 AM »
Oops sorry I'm late.
"Go, if you come up against a hurdle/fight, fight for the things you believe in/passion, joy, sorrow, pain and tears/All they will be pabulum of your life(?)"
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Unarmed: 1d20+6=19, 1d8+2=10
Radula 1d20+1=21, 1d3+1=4
Radula critical confirmation: 1d20+1=19 :evillaugh

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #154 on: August 20, 2010, 03:31:16 AM »
It is splorted (zombies no takee crits tho)

Sir Shadow and Venn, the squirrels eagerly await your participation

oh and if a pink square has a number that the number of ded zombehs there

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #155 on: August 20, 2010, 05:12:41 AM »
Alcy swings at another random zombie.
[spoiler]1d20(17)+11=28
2d6(1,2)+7=10
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And another one bites the dust

2 of Sir Shadows minions hit http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2656933/
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2656934/ but neither getting thru DR

Any spells to cast oh wicked one?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #156 on: August 20, 2010, 09:12:28 AM »
(In the interest of saving time, I'll post my action early)

Seeing as how the illusion looks to be keeping the zombies contained, Mustave will stay put and continue concentrating on the illusion.
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #157 on: August 20, 2010, 02:14:40 PM »
Bartholomeow will cheer his zombies on but otherwise doesn't feel like casting any spells.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #158 on: August 20, 2010, 02:45:11 PM »
It is splorted (zombies no takee crits tho)
I know, but I like having proof of the RNG's favor.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #159 on: August 20, 2010, 04:05:56 PM »
Ruam is up!