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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #920 on: December 30, 2010, 11:39:31 AM »
Zach pops his sword from the sheathe, loosening it for the first draw. Real people; he hadn't killed these in a while. He made a note to himself to see if this murderous rage was getting out of hand, then cracked a smile.

"You're all going to die."

[spoiler]Time to demoralize some opponents, bhu knows what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #921 on: December 30, 2010, 08:52:16 PM »
a general note to everyone: Team Unicorn is able to hear and see all of this.  Team Squirrel can get most of it cause I've been giving you a buy on your sneaky rolls to get you into position before something happens to distract us (like real life stuff or other problems).

FLay lemme work up the map and I'll figure out how many goobers are in range.

The rest of you plz to make initiative rolls as the fubar begins shortly.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #922 on: December 31, 2010, 01:21:03 AM »
Teo skakes himself out of his boredom, realizing that a fight is on hand.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #923 on: December 31, 2010, 05:41:04 PM »
current order so far:

25 Nanshork, Skwirls
22 Radmelon
21 Thog
20 Solara
18 Konner
17 Cusic, Unicorns
14 Ernie
12 VennDygrem
11 Ruam
10 Robby Pants
9 Flay
8 Sir Shadow
7 Gud Zombies, Hobgoblins
6 Jojo
5 Sebastian
3 Badgers
?? Ruam, Bad Guys
« Last Edit: January 03, 2011, 05:57:46 PM by bhu »

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #924 on: January 01, 2011, 05:05:37 PM »
[spoiler]Initiative: 9[/spoilers]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #925 on: January 01, 2011, 05:18:54 PM »
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You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #926 on: January 01, 2011, 10:10:40 PM »
[spoiler]Sorry about the delay.

Initiative (1d20+4=10)[/spoiler]
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #927 on: January 02, 2011, 04:52:48 AM »
2 more posts till ZOmbiegeddon :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #928 on: January 03, 2011, 03:01:12 PM »
[spoiler]1d20+2 = 20
Sorry about the delay too, I was at a long New Years party where there was no internet. Lots of fun, but put me massively behind on a bunch of stuff.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #929 on: January 03, 2011, 09:22:29 PM »
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AswjSeBdvTjbdGFReG80RHZwT0VsSHlEQ1RPaTJ2Wmc&hl=en&authkey=CJWqqvcI#gid=0  Map will be up later today with luck

Round1 OMFG Where did all these squirrels come from?

25 Nanshork, Skwirls
24 Mercs
23 Jimmy
22 Radmelon
21 Thog
20 Solara
18 Konner, 11 Dead Monks
17 Cusic, Unicorns
14 Ernie
12 VennDygrem
11 Ruam
10 Robby Pants, Karl
9 Flay
8 Sir Shadow
7 Gud Zombies, Hobgoblins
6 Jojo, Hookers
5 Sebastian
3 Badgers

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #930 on: January 04, 2011, 06:19:52 AM »
Map is updated.  Green is forest, brown is mountain, the black is the cave entrance where Jimmy and hte Hookers went into (and are now out of sight).

KF#= Kung Fu Zombies
Ka=Karl the Merc Leader
Me#= Mercenaries 9dont freak out yet I havent put your allies on).

Lemme know where you want to be, and I'll put you on K20 or whatever you pick, after which I'll add your allies.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #931 on: January 04, 2011, 07:42:21 AM »
Since I walked forward to talk, Kintal is somewhere in the front row.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #932 on: January 04, 2011, 09:15:56 AM »
Mustave would try to be near the middle.
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #933 on: January 04, 2011, 09:49:25 AM »
J12. Right in front, where I said I'd be, and with a boat-load of merc's to get intimidated by that demoralizing threat.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #934 on: January 04, 2011, 11:41:24 AM »
I dunno, Bart would probably be 3-4 squares behind zack.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #935 on: January 04, 2011, 11:47:27 AM »
Would this area have enough plants and such for me to use overgrowth? Since I can choose to leave certain areas withing the range unaffected I could slow down some of the mercs quite a bit. Unless they move in an all too complicated pattern that is.

Also, I guess I am sitting on a branch around O16
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #936 on: January 04, 2011, 12:49:40 PM »
Can we start in the forest?  If so, I'll take G 15.  If not, I'll take I 14.
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #937 on: January 04, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »
I'm probably sitting ethereally at about j3.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #938 on: January 04, 2011, 01:48:34 PM »
Since Alcy's part of the normal forces, I guess that puts her in the clearing. Somewhere in row 18, maybe?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #939 on: January 04, 2011, 03:08:36 PM »
I'll probably be around G16, but that sorta depends on what the ambushers are doing. Are we trying to flank the mercenaries, or drive a wedge through with the guys in the clearing so we can get the nephew fast? Or have we circled around behind the opposition? They all have their advantages, but the strength of the mercenaries (levels, etc, compared to us) should change our tactics a bit. Also, what about the squirrels? Can we have them on the mountain, where they won't be attacked but can attack?

Also, should I go into kitty form and attack or stay at range and use my arrows? I can heal, but Konner's much better and more efficient at it than I am, especially in combat.

Blegh. Sorry. I'm enjoying talking about the strategery, though.