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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #860 on: December 16, 2010, 02:56:06 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #861 on: December 16, 2010, 03:06:52 AM »
I will go ahead and stalk the necromancer on the ethereal plane, ready to fade back when it is time to attack.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #862 on: December 16, 2010, 03:34:31 AM »
SO that leaves Robby, Nanshork, Ruam, Radmelon, and Solara.  I'll assume you guys are tagging along  :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #863 on: December 16, 2010, 07:38:13 AM »
I'll tag along with the badger-squirrel comando.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #864 on: December 16, 2010, 09:19:47 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #865 on: December 16, 2010, 12:03:55 PM »
Yay suicide!

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #866 on: December 16, 2010, 02:01:18 PM »
Kintal will go with whoever wants him.  Who wants teh kitteh?
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #867 on: December 16, 2010, 05:16:38 PM »
and SOlara?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #868 on: December 17, 2010, 02:45:29 AM »
I'll go with the badger-squirrel cavalry.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #869 on: December 17, 2010, 03:22:16 AM »
All those going with the Badgers have some means of stealth correct?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #870 on: December 17, 2010, 05:10:57 AM »
Bill will choose the form of a local bird of prey and help with some scouting unless the squirrel commando prefers something else.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #871 on: December 17, 2010, 05:55:35 AM »
All those going with the Badgers have some means of stealth correct?

I've got a +2 to hide from stats alone, and my main class feature involves shouting at someone til they piss themselves. No, I honestly have no form of stealth.

But then again, I'm not going to use it, now am I?  :fu

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #872 on: December 17, 2010, 11:57:55 AM »
Bartholomeow can cast invisibility.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #873 on: December 17, 2010, 03:53:09 PM »
All those going with the Badgers have some means of stealth correct?

I've got a +2 to hide from stats alone, and my main class feature involves shouting at someone til they piss themselves. No, I honestly have no form of stealth.

But then again, I'm not going to use it, now am I?  :fu

I didnt mean the target group, I meant the sneaky sneakies group :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #874 on: December 17, 2010, 09:31:01 PM »
I"m not in the stealth group either, amirite?

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #875 on: December 18, 2010, 02:02:36 AM »
Savorel has a +6 to hide and +2 to move silently, but can cast divine insight on herself to make herself either less visible or less noisy. If there's someone who can carry her around quietly (as in, can carry her and has a good move silently) then she will be pretty hard to spot and/or hear. I think that's how it works.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #876 on: December 18, 2010, 04:04:00 AM »
I"m not in the stealth group either, amirite?

As I recall you volunteered for target practice.  The squirrels are showing you the way there you may discuss tactics with them as you scamper :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #877 on: December 18, 2010, 02:11:03 PM »
Right, just checking.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #878 on: December 18, 2010, 03:10:34 PM »
Of course if none of you wish to pursue tactical discussion we can timee warp ahead to the clusterfuck :D

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #879 on: December 18, 2010, 04:47:41 PM »
Of course if none of you wish to pursue tactical discussion we can timee warp ahead to the clusterfuck :D
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

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