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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #700 on: November 23, 2010, 02:42:41 AM »
"Damit Frog MAN Damit why do you have to tell people these things"  :fo
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #701 on: November 23, 2010, 12:16:05 PM »
"Frog? What? I don't see a frog around here."  :whistle
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #702 on: November 23, 2010, 12:22:38 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #703 on: November 23, 2010, 12:24:11 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #704 on: November 23, 2010, 12:26:10 PM »
"It's true. His thoughts are... strange."
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #705 on: November 23, 2010, 01:49:17 PM »
"I make perfect sensewhen i need to but i do not not make sense when i want to make not sense not."
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #706 on: November 23, 2010, 01:50:32 PM »
Kintal just stares at everybody silently, watching them with his judgmental little eyes.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #707 on: November 23, 2010, 01:52:23 PM »
"I make perfect sensewhen i need to but i do not not make sense when i want to make not sense not."

Thank you for proving our point
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #708 on: November 23, 2010, 02:12:43 PM »
"Ahem...yes...so, who makes the decisions for your little group?"

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #709 on: November 23, 2010, 05:04:23 PM »
"I say we kill the werewolves and enslave their souls... wait... I mean, why don't we take the werewolves to the authorities so they can be tried in the court of law for their transgressions."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #710 on: November 23, 2010, 09:28:08 PM »
"We lack a leader, so we usually vote on stuff. I have what amounts to a confession from Randolph, and The consistencies between Randolph and Sebastian stories prove Sebastian is in the clear and Gail was involved in the murder plot. We can easily deal with the werewolves in a court of law, and at the same time gather a larger force to attack the zombies the cursed rock. Any other Ideas?"
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #711 on: November 23, 2010, 09:38:14 PM »
"To elaborate, the reason we have no leader is because noone here is sane enough to pull it off."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #712 on: November 24, 2010, 02:23:50 AM »
"To elaborate, the reason we have no leader is because noone here is sane enough to pull it off."
"sanity makes life boring"
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #713 on: November 24, 2010, 02:24:45 AM »
Ernie (THog's Friend): "Well...I guess the Law here is us.  Quite honestly I'd prefer a lot less Werewolves, and Unicorn Rapists.  We need some way to transport these two.  So why don't we send Mr. Squirrel off to grab his friends, and you can come to the local Goblinoid village to spend the night.  I'd detain you Sebastian, but I'm not in the mood for that kind of fight right now.  You show up tomorrow to testify, and we won't hunt you down.  Besides I assume you'll want to be in on the assault on the Stone."


"Indeed.  I will be there."

Ernie: "Now how the fuck do we transport these two?"

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #714 on: November 24, 2010, 03:53:03 AM »
"I'm perfectly sane, so long as I'm not enjoying the art of killing things with a sword too much. However, I think it is best if we maintain a sense of individuality amongst ourselves, especially since we are so young as an established group.

I would prefer we try the werewolves as well, though I think that less time should be wasted in laying siege to this obvious martial threat, regarding the wizard, the powerful stone thing, and the walking dead. In fact, if the authorities would like to take over this werewolf case, with some indication as to our involvement, then we would be happy with assisting in the removal of said magical/martial threat."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #715 on: November 24, 2010, 07:45:28 AM »
I am content as long as we get rid of the undead. That rock seem to cause most of the problems around here anyway
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #716 on: November 24, 2010, 09:27:50 AM »
"I'd like to look at the rock too, but it sounds like we might not be able to destroy it."
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #717 on: November 24, 2010, 11:00:47 AM »
"I am most certainly not insane."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #718 on: November 24, 2010, 12:07:51 PM »
"I am most certainly not insane."
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #719 on: November 24, 2010, 12:22:00 PM »
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