Ernie (THog's Friend): "Well...I guess the Law here is us. Quite honestly I'd prefer a lot less Werewolves, and Unicorn Rapists. We need some way to transport these two. So why don't we send Mr. Squirrel off to grab his friends, and you can come to the local Goblinoid village to spend the night. I'd detain you Sebastian, but I'm not in the mood for that kind of fight right now. You show up tomorrow to testify, and we won't hunt you down. Besides I assume you'll want to be in on the assault on the Stone."
"Indeed. I will be there."
Ernie: "Now how the fuck do we transport these two?"