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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #480 on: October 27, 2010, 06:55:13 PM »
As the "ow" reaches my ears I take my characteristic firm grip of my spear and ready an action to toss it at anything that moves out of the bush with what could be interpreted as some kind of hostile intention from my side
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #481 on: October 27, 2010, 07:13:41 PM »
Everybody gets one more listen roll

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #482 on: October 27, 2010, 07:39:28 PM »
[spoiler]2nd Listen: 1d20(11)+8=19[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #483 on: October 27, 2010, 07:57:54 PM »
[spoiler]1d20=18 meh[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #484 on: October 27, 2010, 09:12:59 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #485 on: October 27, 2010, 09:13:32 PM »
Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97
When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #486 on: October 27, 2010, 09:42:26 PM »
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Listen: 24
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #487 on: October 28, 2010, 01:00:54 AM »
[spoiler]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2741911/
In short, Savorel is a deaf old kobold grandma, not some quick-eared whippersnapper.[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #488 on: October 28, 2010, 01:11:11 AM »
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #490 on: October 28, 2010, 06:08:12 AM »
Apparently Zach is too busy hiding shittily to listen as well as before.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #491 on: October 28, 2010, 06:35:00 AM »
Listen (1d20+6=8)
And I am apparently to busy gripping my spear
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #492 on: October 28, 2010, 06:54:29 AM »
Listen (1d20+6=8)
And I am apparently to busy gripping my spear
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #493 on: October 28, 2010, 12:40:13 PM »
*Falls over laughing*

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #494 on: October 28, 2010, 01:00:25 PM »
Mental. Image. Burning. Hole. In. Head.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #495 on: October 28, 2010, 01:29:22 PM »
Head explodes from mental image
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #496 on: October 28, 2010, 04:53:21 PM »
Head explodes from mental image
Mental. Image. Burning. Hole. In. Head.
So, I take it you have seen the pictures of me in the IRL thread, especially the third one  :p
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #497 on: October 28, 2010, 05:51:11 PM »
Those with a 15 or better

[spoiler]"Dammit Thog will you shut the hell up!"  :banghead

"But Thog stub toe."  :(

"How the Hell are we supposed to do night patrol if you keep making noise.  Goddamn all the critters have shut up, so anything out here should be able to really hear us now.  At least whatever the hell that was screaming shut it's lip.  Scared the life outta me."[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #498 on: October 28, 2010, 09:09:09 PM »
Head explodes from mental image
Mental. Image. Burning. Hole. In. Head.
So, I take it you have seen the pictures of me in the IRL thread, especially the third one  :p
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #499 on: October 28, 2010, 10:02:21 PM »
So what are you guys doing?