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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #240 on: September 11, 2010, 02:22:05 PM »
My lovable zombies will be ordered to come to Bartholomeow's defense and attack any zombie that isn't mowed down by magic missiles.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #241 on: September 11, 2010, 07:02:30 PM »
More zombehs die...

Ruam you're up!

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #242 on: September 12, 2010, 06:38:19 AM »
I move up to K13, trusting the controlled zombies to do their work with the one close up and I yell out We may have someone who sings in battle with us. But THIS is how you conduct! and with those words another lightning strikes down, this time at the one in K9
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #243 on: September 12, 2010, 07:00:45 PM »
Nanshork is showered in ashes and smoke as the zombie to the left of him has most of the flesh fried off it's body.

Konner is up

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #244 on: September 12, 2010, 08:33:01 PM »
Kintal starts getting bored.  He wonders how many zombies there can be, and is really getting tired of tasting them.  They are icky.

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Claw: 16 Damage: 7
Claw: 28 Damage: 8
Bite: 14 Damage: 6

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #245 on: September 12, 2010, 09:55:59 PM »
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #246 on: September 12, 2010, 10:04:23 PM »
Three more zombehs down!

The squirrels are applauding

Flay is up to bat!

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #247 on: September 13, 2010, 03:48:09 AM »
Slashing and stepping, Zachary seems like he's having more and more fun as the slaughter continues. Which, in a way, is quite frightening...

As he slashes and dances around his companion, he whispers roughly, "Kill it, and then lets move!"

[spoiler]Full attack, again.
First strike, on zombie at O-9, with a -1 to power attack for every attack this round (+2 damage).
To-Hit: 20
Damage: 12

Takes a five foot step to N-8, then makes his second attack at the O-7 zombie.
To-Hit: 12
Damage: 15
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #248 on: September 13, 2010, 06:57:48 PM »
The East is now almost completely zombie free

We now turn to our regularly scheduled Littha and jojo

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #249 on: September 13, 2010, 09:40:59 PM »
1d20=7, 1d4=4
I've run out of ways to say "I stab at a zombie."
Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #250 on: September 13, 2010, 10:11:26 PM »
Try: "I extend my blade in a manner by which I will penetrate a denizen of the undead!" Then again... that sounds kind of dirty...

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #251 on: September 13, 2010, 10:31:29 PM »
I'm just gonno go remove my mind's eye now, thankyouverymuch!

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #252 on: September 14, 2010, 01:07:58 AM »
Astonishingly you miss!!!!!

The squirrels are overheard saying "Man that guy is wicked tuff, but he can't wield that knife for shit."

The squirrels are a tough audience...

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #253 on: September 14, 2010, 05:18:37 AM »
gues not

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2687010/
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2687012/ 7 points!

The head of the zombie between you and Venn is now, um, 'blorty' but the lil bastard still clings stubbornly to undeath

Now is the time on Sprockets when the Undead Boogie!

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2687014/ RobbyPants is missed almost hysterically badly

Jojo is missed as always

one moves into position to nibble Nanshork

one charges Nanshork and misses http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2687016/

one misses Venn, a few more stumble around looking for easier prey

One looks up in the trees at the noise, and the squirrels reply
"YOU JUST TRY CLIMBING THIS FUCKIN' TREE ASSHOLE!  YOU JUST TRY IT!"

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #254 on: September 14, 2010, 05:19:12 AM »
https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AswjSeBdvTjbdGFReG80RHZwT0VsSHlEQ1RPaTJ2Wmc&hl=en&authkey=CJWqqvcI#gid=0

ROUND 7! FIGHT!

19 Solara
18 Radmelon
16 Sir Shadow, VennDygrem
13 Ruam
11 Robby Pants, Konner
9 Nanshork
8 Flay
7 Littha, Jojolager
6 The Audience
1 Zombies

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #255 on: September 15, 2010, 12:29:57 AM »
Savorel 5-foot steps into H15, loads her crossbow, and shoots at the zombie in L14. She's buffed up, and wants to help, but . . . no offensive spells, really. So she is gonna shoot 'em.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2687746/
HECK YES! A whole 6 damage! And a decent attack roll! (Sorry, just happy to be doing something productive)

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #256 on: September 15, 2010, 03:44:05 AM »
You nail its manhood, pinning it to the ground in front of RobyPants as it tears off freely.  The zombie turns to you and looks visibly offended.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #257 on: September 16, 2010, 09:56:30 PM »
"Go if you come under the wet yourself/Fight, fight for the person you believe in/Destiny is calling you/'Obey me, or defy me'"[spoiler]Unarmed strike, and if it kills him, move to 7L
1d20+6=17, 1d8+2=5

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #258 on: September 17, 2010, 04:33:08 AM »
Uhh...Rad theres nothing next to you cept Flay...

only the squares with a Z in them have zombies. the numbers are just how many dead zombies are there.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #259 on: September 17, 2010, 12:04:43 PM »
Oops.. coulda sworn! (Hey punctuation works again.) Guess I'll move before the attack then.  :embarrassed