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Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« on: July 20, 2010, 07:37:22 PM »
You can hear groaning and shuffling coming towards the town from teh direction teh squirrel mentioned,  perhaps not all critters there are evil.

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »
[spoiler]Initiative: 1d20(10)+6=16[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 09:28:00 PM »
[spoiler]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2616601/ 11 for inittave bollocks[/spoiler]
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 09:40:42 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 10:53:58 PM »
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 11:24:03 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 11:28:36 PM »
[spoiler]Initiative: 8[/spoiler]

While looking over the supplies provided, Zachary thinks to himself, and a devious smile crosses the ugly disguises face. "I'd love to lose this monkey suit. Say, do you suppose the wine burns well at all?"
He doesn't seem to be particularly eager to draw out his swords, though his left hand does make a subtle gesture to pop the sword just barely out of the sheathe.

"Who's taking which? I'll take East, if we have North covered, since you know we'll get charged from our flank."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 12:37:06 AM »
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Initiative: 9
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 01:22:33 AM »
[spoiler]1d20+1=7[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 02:10:21 AM »
"Hmm, I'm fairly fleet of foot, but it seems appropriate for me to be part of the main group, meeting the horde that's from the north."

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 09:31:40 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 11:35:50 AM »
"I'll go east"

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2010, 10:48:49 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 10:58:05 PM »
ROUND 1! FIGHT!

19 Solara
18 Radmelon
16 Sir Shadow, VennDygrem
13 Ruam http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2623759/
11 Robby Pants, Konner
9 Nanshork
8 Flay
7 Littha, Jojolager
6 The Audience http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2618285/
1 Zombies http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2618284/



East Radmelon, Flay, Bartholomeow

North VennDyrgrm, Jojolager, Nanshork

South RobbyPants, Konner, Ruam

West Littha, Solara

We begin soon as I get Ruam's initiative by email.  What direction is everyone going in?
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 11:41:07 PM »
east

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2010, 12:04:51 AM »
North. I look like a normal person, but unless they have magic attacks, they can't hurt me. I'm the perfect decoy.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2010, 03:07:36 AM »
i will go north i guess
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2010, 03:47:21 AM »
Everyone seems to plan on north or east. We need people on south and west.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2010, 03:54:42 AM »
[spoiler]So far Jojo and Venn are North.
Me and Radmelon are East.
Noone else has claimed a direction, that I can tell. So, go west (or south) young man/things![/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2010, 04:08:37 AM »
[spoiler]So far Jojo and Venn are North.
Me and Radmelon are East.
Noone else has claimed a direction, that I can tell. So, go west (or south) young man/things![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Whoever is playing Kintal claimed north in the other thread, also konnor9 has claimed north too.[/spoiler]
Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97
When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1
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Quotes [spoiler]
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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