I like beer. A lot.
And I hate going to places that aren't beer gardens where they say "Oh, we have a lot of beers". Trust me, you don't. When I ask you what you have, just freaking tell me.
Ha! I know exactly what you mean. I went to a nicer restaurant recently. They are primarily a wine and cheese place, but I figured they must have something in the way of beer. So I asked the waiter about the selection.
"What beers do you have?"
"Oh, everything. What do you want?"
"What do you have?"
Sigh. "Bud, Blue, Blue light, Coors..."
"Thanks. I think I'll have the riesling."
Luckily, I'm fortunate enough to have some places nearby with very good selections. Can't say we have any beer gardens (well, not since the early 20th century), but a decent number of good beer bars.