3 days

[McPoyo]

Well, they just need to avoid direct contact. Allergy as in just itching or worse?

He said 'extreme allergy', so presumably worse.

blistering and lots of bleeding apparently

So they basically have their period whenever they have come into contact with semen, except worse? Ouch.
Yeah, I'd say that's sufficient grounds for going gay or asexual. Alternatively, good thing someone invented masturbation.

The treatment is the comical part of the whole thing: Exposure to semen. In fact, it's been shown that avoidance of semen in those with allergies to it actually increases the reaction, and continued exposure reduces the severity and will eventually cure it.

[bhu]

I'd wonder if I could keep a straight face if I were the doctor asking her: "Ma'am...have you heard of the term Bukkake?  We believe this procedure can cure you.  Now you may find it slightly unusual at first..."

[Agita]

Well, they just need to avoid direct contact. Allergy as in just itching or worse?

He said 'extreme allergy', so presumably worse.

blistering and lots of bleeding apparently

So they basically have their period whenever they have come into contact with semen, except worse? Ouch.
Yeah, I'd say that's sufficient grounds for going gay or asexual. Alternatively, good thing someone invented masturbation.

The treatment is the comical part of the whole thing: Exposure to semen. In fact, it's been shown that avoidance of semen in those with allergies to it actually increases the reaction, and continued exposure reduces the severity and will eventually cure it.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Prime32]

Well, they just need to avoid direct contact. Allergy as in just itching or worse?

He said 'extreme allergy', so presumably worse.

blistering and lots of bleeding apparently

So they basically have their period whenever they have come into contact with semen, except worse? Ouch.
Yeah, I'd say that's sufficient grounds for going gay or asexual. Alternatively, good thing someone invented masturbation.

The treatment is the comical part of the whole thing: Exposure to semen. In fact, it's been shown that avoidance of semen in those with allergies to it actually increases the reaction, and continued exposure reduces the severity and will eventually cure it.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

A feline is sufficient also.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

Everything about the above is horrible.

In any case, I hereby sell off Flay and the area of lunacy he inhabits in space to be in service by the Big 4.

[Agita]

Everything about the above is horrible.

In any case, I hereby sell off Flay and the area of lunacy he inhabits in space to be in service by the Big 4.

Awesome. First, make me a sandwich.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

....... about that.........

I have here a sandwich. I cannot guarantee it doesn't have explosive runes printed on the bun. Or Sepia Shark Sigil.....
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

[Bozwevial]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

[Agita]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you have to have admin rights in the first place for the computer to accept a sudo command.

[Bozwevial]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you have to have admin rights in the first place for the computer to accept a sudo command.

Your point being?

[Agita]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you have to have admin rights in the first place for the computer to accept a sudo command.

Your point being?

My point being that you don't have admin rights. Rack up some post count or online time, wannabe.

[Bozwevial]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you have to have admin rights in the first place for the computer to accept a sudo command.

Your point being?

My point being that you don't have admin rights. Rack up some post count or online time, wannabe.

Meg has admin rights, but I have more posts than she does.

[PhaedrusXY]

....... about that.........

I have here a sandwich. I cannot guarantee it doesn't have explosive runes printed on the bun. Or Sepia Shark Sigil.....
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

/Obligatory [spoiler][/spoiler]

[skydragonknight]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Done.

[spoiler]

Have a Sand Witch.

Sandy, Human Sorcerer 5/Sand Shaper 3
Medium, Humanoid, CN,
19, 5'4, 125, Female, light skin skin, blonde hair
STR: 16 (+3)
DEX: 10 (+0)
CON: 14 (+2)
INT: 12 (+1)
WIS: 8 (-1)
CHA: 20 (+5) +2 level bonus

Hit Points: 44 / 44
Hit Dice: 5d4+3d6+16 (44 hp)
Speed: 30ft
Initative: +0 (+0 DEX)
AC 15 (+0 Armor, DEF Bonus +4, +0 Shield, +0 DEX, +0 Size, +1 Natural, +0 <other>; touch 14, flat-footed 15)
BAB/Grapple: +3/+6

Fort: +4 (+2 Base, +2 CON, +0 <bonus>)
Ref: +4 (+2 Base, +0 DEX, +2 Familiar, +0 <bonus>)
Will: +12 (+7 Base, +5 CHA, +0 <bonus>)

Attacks:

* Masterwork Cold Iron Longspear +7 melee (1d8+4, x3)
* Dagger +6 melee (1d4+3, 19-20x2)

Special Attacks:

-----

Special Abilities:
* Summon Familiar (weasel)
* Desert Insight (Gain additional spells)
1st- Bear's Endurance, Bull's Strength, Cat's Grace, Endure Elements, Parching Touch,
Sunstroke, Speak with Animals, Summon Desert Ally 1
2nd- Eagle's Splendor, Fox's Cunning, Heat Metal, Owl's Wisdom, Resist Energy, Summon
Desert Ally 2, Summon Swarm
3rd- Control Sand, Deseccate, Dispel Magic, Dominate Animal, Haboob, Slipsand, Summon
Desert Ally 3, Tormenting Thirst, Wind Wall
* Dust Magic (When casting arcane spells in waste, caster level is one higher. Also applies
if carrying atleast 15 pounds of sand)
* Sand Shape (Can shape sand into mundane objects)
* Sand Form (1/day for 1 minute + 1 round per sand shaper level. Works as spell of same name)
* Sand Stride (1/day can fly as overland flight spell. Must begin and end turn on waste
terrain)


Skills: (53 points, max ranks 11/5.5)

* Survival +4 (4 ranks, CC 8 points, +XX ATB, +XX <bonus>)
* Knowledge(Nature) +4 (4 Ranks, CC 8 points, +XX ATB, +XX <bonus>)
* Intimidate (10 Ranks, +5 ATB, +XX <bonus>)
* Spot (10 Ranks, +XX ABT, +XX <bonus>)
* Concentration ( 10 Ranks, +3 ATB, +XX <bonus>)
* Climb (4 Ranks, +3 ATB, +XX <bonus>

Feats:4
* Eschew Materials
* Force of Personality (Use Cha insteadof Wil for Wil saves)
* Touchstone (City of the Dead) (+1 bonus on all charisma checks, +1 bonus on charisma-based spells to overcome a creature's spell resistance)
* Extend Spell



Languages:

* Common
* Ignan


Equipment: (75 lbs)

* Masterwork Cold Iron Longspear (610 gp, 1d8, 9lbs)
* Dagger (2gp, 1d4, 1lb)
* Amulet of Natural Armor +1 (6,000gp, +1 Natural AC)
* Handy Haversack (6,000gp, 5lbs)
* Liquid Salt 5(1,000gp, 5lbs.)
* Lesser Metamagic Rod, Extend (9,000. 3/per day. 3rd level spells or lower)
* 10 Pitons (1 gp, 5 lbs)
* Sledge Hammer (1 gp, 10 lbs)
* Replenishing Skin (3000gp, 4lbs) (refills water in 1d4 hours)
* 50 ft. silk rope (10 gp, 5lbs)
* Rations (4 days worth, 2 gp, 4lbs)
* Desert Outfit (6gp, 3lbs)
* Filter Mask (1 gp, +2 saves against gas-based effects)
* 3 Antitoxin (150 gp)
* 2 Sunrod (2gp 1lb)
* 2 10-ft Chains (60 gp, 4lbs)
* 2 locks (Good, 160 gp, 2lbs)
* Peasant's clothes
* 2 Clay Jugs (filled with sand, 6 cp, 18lbs)
* Spell Component Pouch (5gp 2lbs)
* 997 gp left

Total weight carried -- 75 lbs.
Weight in Haversack -- 43 lbs.

Light load -- 76lbs., medium -- 77-153lbs., heavy -- 154-230lbs., lift -- 460lbs., push -- 1,150lbs.

Spells:
Class: (6/6/6/4; spell save DC 15 + spell level; <notes>)
(Bonus Spells: -, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1)

* 0th (7)- Prestidigitation, Detect Magic, Read Magic, Ghost Sound, Mage Hand, Stick, Arcane Mark
* 1st (5)- Benign Transposition, Protection from Evil, Shield, Fist of Stone, Grease
* 2nd (3)- Balor Nimbus, Belker Claws, Phantasmal Assailants
* 3rd (2)- Storm Mote, Vampiric Touch

XP: 30,000 / 36,000

Familiar: Weasel
Hit Points: 24/24
Str: 3 (-4)
Dex:15 (+2)
Con:10 ( 0)
Int: 9 (-1)
Wis:12 (+1)
Cha: 5 (-3)
Speed: 20ft, 20ft climb
AC: 18 (+2 size, +2 dex, +4 Familiar bonus)
BAB/Grapple: +3/-9
Attacks:
Bite +7 (1d4-3)
Special Attacks:
Attach (When hits with a bite attack, can latch onto opponent's body)
Saving throws:
For: 2 (2 base, 0 con)
Ref: 4 (2 base, 2 dex)
Wil: 8 (2 base, 1 wis)
Special:
* Lowlight Vision
* Scent
* Alertness
* Improved Evasion
* Share Spells
* Empathetic Link
* Deliver Touch Spells
* Speak with Master
* Speak with animals of it's kind
Skills:
+4 move silently (racial)
+8 Balance and Climb (racial)
Uses dexterity for climb
[/spoiler]

[Bozwevial]

Better yet, change the race to a slaad and polymorph yourself into a small bird. Then you have a chicken slaad sand witch.

[PhaedrusXY]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Ok, Wish granted. You're a sandwich.

[Bozwevial]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Ok, Wish granted. You're a sandwich.

Wrong thread.

[PhaedrusXY]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Ok, Wish granted. You're a sandwich.

Wrong thread.

This thread invasion was sponsored by Calgon, KY, and Heinz 57.

[Bozwevial]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Ok, Wish granted. You're a sandwich.

Wrong thread.

This thread invasion was sponsored by Calgon, KY, and Heinz 57.

KY in conjunction with those products makes me wonder for what, precisely, you use ketchup.

[McPoyo]

Sudo make me a sandwich.

Ok, Wish granted. You're a sandwich.

Wrong thread.

This thread invasion was sponsored by Calgon, KY, and Heinz 57.

KY in conjunction with those products makes me wonder for what, precisely, you use ketchup.

Flavor, clearly.