the sammiches will be your choice of ham (either country or honey) with variety of cheese, and whatever condiments/toppings you may want; followed by chocolate-swirl pudding snack-packs.
As for Nanshork -- you are hereby banished to whatever use bhu has for you in his PbP. Any shenanigans on your part will be met with smothering you in anchovies, followed by having Paris Hilton snail-trail your entire body. If that doesn't do the trick, you will then be subjected to an eternity of having to listen to a mashup of Lady Gaga/Bee-Gees in continuous loop.
How's that, Oh Glorious Master?