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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #280 on: August 10, 2010, 01:55:31 PM »
Could pay a devil, it's a low level spell.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #281 on: August 10, 2010, 02:00:16 PM »
One with class levels, as I can't recall one that can cast that?
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #282 on: August 10, 2010, 02:05:37 PM »
Scroll/Potion format?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #283 on: August 10, 2010, 02:16:30 PM »
No crafting feats, so wouldn't know how that is going to work.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #284 on: August 10, 2010, 02:17:44 PM »
No crafting feats, so wouldn't know how that is going to work.
Find a Candle of Invocation, call up an Efreeti, and Wish for a scroll? :P
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #285 on: August 10, 2010, 02:44:27 PM »
No crafting feats, so wouldn't know how that is going to work.
Some of them would have brought basic supplies for healing weird conditions that their regeneration don't cover. Low level scrolls would number among them.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #286 on: August 10, 2010, 09:20:15 PM »
Hmm...but what to trade for it...
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #287 on: August 11, 2010, 03:39:31 AM »
More dignity!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #288 on: August 11, 2010, 07:11:37 AM »
More spanking!
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #289 on: August 11, 2010, 08:12:01 AM »
Another sense.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #290 on: August 11, 2010, 08:30:23 AM »
I'll just join in with the chorus of suggestions to add anal virginity to the list.

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #291 on: August 11, 2010, 08:35:50 AM »
I'll just join in with the chorus of suggestions to add anal virginity to the list.

Another sense.

Let's combo that. Lose the sense of propriety and toss in anal virginity.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #292 on: August 11, 2010, 08:59:15 AM »
The question is, to whom.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #293 on: August 11, 2010, 09:03:34 AM »
The question is, to whom.
The tentacle monster, obviously.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #294 on: August 11, 2010, 09:08:30 AM »
To Belial.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #295 on: August 11, 2010, 09:10:14 AM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #296 on: August 11, 2010, 09:16:21 AM »
Ok, we reanimate the tentacle monster and then Channel Belial into it?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
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Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #297 on: August 11, 2010, 09:19:30 AM »
How about they take turns?

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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #298 on: August 11, 2010, 11:13:31 AM »
How about they take turns?

That shit be pay-per-view.
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Re: OOC Banter
« Reply #299 on: August 11, 2010, 01:58:15 PM »
Lesser planar ally it is then...I will get stuff wrote up this afternoon.
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