Author Topic: It's the Friendly Fractal Fruit Farmers Fall sale! All ghasts MUST GO! (enc)  (Read 21206 times)

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Kuroimaken

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[spoiler]Let's see if I'm big enough. (1d20+10=30)[/spoiler]

The humongous creature doesn't so much as slow down as Kyx attempts to possess it.

In fact... it looks more annoyed than before.
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"...I heard someone say 'shrunken lava' earlier. I think zis would be a good time for zat..."
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"The lava is back on my suit. I'll go get it..." Kyx whispers through the message spell, and begins moving that way.
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I don't know if I can get there in one move action or not, since we don't have a map. :P I had said I was going to possess a ghast just outside the door, and we were just inside the door before that. So I should be fairly close. I've already used my standard action on round 2 to try and possess the big dude, so I might as well use my move for something.[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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[spoiler]You're within range, don't worry. And the reason we don't have a map is... do you seriously expect me to draft up a map with 1000+ ghasts?  :P[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You're within range, don't worry. And the reason we don't have a map is... do you seriously expect me to draft up a map with 1000+ ghasts?  :P[/spoiler]
[spoiler]What, it's only a 10 by 10 by 10 cube of ghasts.  Seriously.  Here, have a map.
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Are we missing someone on this round?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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You all manage to distance yourselves from the mass of ghasts, but the reception center is still quite a bit far. Those of you airlifting folks, please give me a Fort check to keep going. (There should be only a couple of rounds' worth of it since you are all so danged fast, but one can always fail that.)

And no, that's not your biggest problem just yet.  :smirk
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Over the Message spell "comm link", Kyx whispers "Chef Paul, would you mind tossing down a chicken near the reception area for me?"

Then he mutters "Who knew barnyard animals could be so useful..." to himself, and contemplates retiring as a farmer.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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"Very well. I shall drop 'Lucky'." Paul says, pulling out a Rooster (the chicken colony must maintain itself somehow) which flutters down towards the ground, frantically flapping it's wings to avoid falling damage. "Ze original 'Feather Fall.'"

[spoiler]Move action, draw Rooster. Free action, drop Rooster from Airlift height. Standard Action: ready a move action to ABANDON SHIP if Something Bad(TM) happens.[/spoiler]
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
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Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Sabot focuses his inherent powers of confusion, targeting a circle such that he barely clips the giant ghast in the 15' radius.

[spoiler]Confusion SLA, DC = 21 (including feat bonus to DC)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Since the huge-ass ghast is the only one who could prove to be a problem, I'm doing his save only. Assume the rest of the ghasts failed, and those who didn't have to deal with those who did.

Is there a HD limit on this thing?

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAN!! (1d20+10=19)[/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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[spoiler]Holy crap. He failed. That's awesome.  :lmao [/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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[spoiler]Assuming no HD limit, of course.  :p[/spoiler]
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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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OK guys, whatever you do, under NO circumstances are you to attack that big guy.  He's too strong or something.

[spoiler]Yeah yeah, no HD cap.  Best racial ability ever.[/spoiler]
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So what does the mega ghasterfuck do? (1d100=59)

Although unable to determine the exact source of its attacker, the ghast displays no end of courage as it turns tail and runs like a madman in the party's opposite direction, stomping, crushing and bowling over the other ghasts like so many pins in an alleyway. It seems to grow slightly larger as it does so, apparently because it adds the mass of the other undead trampled underfoot to its own.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Considering the scene for a moment, Zane thinks over the system, "So, was making it bigger in a plane of limited space such a great idea? I'm not complaining, I'm just..... Hey now, how's that extraction coming along?" He gives a bit of a nervous laugh, which sounds just a bit dishonest, as if it was played up.

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Not coming that fast. We need to buy some time. Matsuko replied. Keep running, our best bet is to barricade ourselves at the reception room. From there I should be able to try and speed things along.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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