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skydragonknight

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"New" encounter Initiative: Initiative (1d20=17)
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.


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New init: 1d20+5=7
Not new if it's the same as the old one.  :P
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New init: 1d20+5=7
Not new if it's the same as the old one.  :P

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Meh.... apparently Invisible Castle loves me  :banghead
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[spoiler]*grumble* I forgot that Eren went first so the AoO would've been aimed at her instead... not that it matters much.

Ew, this lady is STICKY! (1d20+22=42)
Yikes, Natural 20... Thank goodness that's not an auto-success on checks, eh? Don't forget that Eren gets a -2 penalty from being shaken.
...And then I check the Rules Compendium. Eren can't grapple the guy. He's Gargantuan and she's, at best, Large. Therefore, he's two size categories larger than she is, which means she autofails.
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Comically enough, Eren's attempt at keeping the gigantic skeleton tied in one place results in him shaking her off like a sticky piece of candy. Talon's breath weapon proves more successful in this regard, hindering its movements more effectively.

Of course, one has to wonder whether it actually intended to move at all...
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[spoiler]Who is he gonna hurt next? (1d20+16=25, 4d6+16=32)
Has he lost his mind, can he see or is he blind? (1d20+10=27)
Please apply the entangled penalties manually, if any.[/spoiler]

The skeleton seems to be quite distraught over its "predicament". On one hand, it just got its arm practically lanced through by the dragonborn - on the other, Talon's breath weapon is getting on its way. As it tries to decide who to mash next, Sabot's magic attempts to blind it. As it wipes some of the sparkling dust out of its eyes, it seems specially furious. However, because the half-fey is out of its reach, the skeleton seems to mind that which has given it the most pain thus far, swinging its massive bone-club at Ghiktibur.
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Sabot heads forward, directly over the the skeleton's head.  Then he flips over and retracts his wings, divebombing towards the enormous foe.  Rotating as he accelerates, bystanders can barely hear COLOSSAL SPINNINK VIRLVIND ATTACK as he plummets.

1d20+11=14

[spoiler]Falling damage is a bit of an exploit; hows about I take an amount of damage equal to the amount dealt.  Using Mountain Hammer and Armband of Elusive Action if applicable; battle dancer lets me tumble (DC 15: 1d20+13=24) without losing speed.

...He learned his martial arts from a Russian Dojo, alright?[/spoiler]
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Sabot heads forward, directly over the the skeleton's head.  Then he flips over and retracts his wings, divebombing towards the enormous foe.  Rotating as he accelerates, bystanders can barely hear COLOSSAL SPINNINK VIRLVIND ATTACK as he plummets.

1d20+11=14

[spoiler]Falling damage is a bit of an exploit; hows about I take an amount of damage equal to the amount dealt.  Using Mountain Hammer and Armband of Elusive Action if applicable; battle dancer lets me tumble (DC 15: 1d20+13=24) without losing speed.

...He learned his martial arts from a Russian Dojo, alright?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Sounds fine by me. Either way you end up hitting - his AC is freaking abysmal.[/spoiler]
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Although his paper-thin frame weighs less than a hundred pounds, Sabot nevertheless hits home with extreme force.  A massive calciferous dust cloud erupts at the point of impact!

10d6=26


[SIZE=+1]Sabot Trenloce[/SIZE][/URL]
Male TN Shadow-Walker(UE72) 1 Half-Fey1 Feytouched0 Feat Rogue1/Battle Dance5/Warblade1, Level 7, Init +3, HP 91/91, DR 4/Lawful, Speed 40' land, 80' fly(good)
AC 25, Touch 18, Flat-footed 22, Fort +1, Ref +9, Will +2, Base Attack Bonus 6   
  Unarmed Strike +11/+6 (d8+d6+5+1(vile),  )
 (+4 Armor, +3 Dex, +3 Natural, +5 Misc)
Abilities Str 14, Dex 16, Con 6, Int 18, Wis 12, Cha 21
Condition That draconic breath immunity thing
Mage Armor
Energy Immunity: Fire
Energy resistance (something) : Acid
Shadow mask (70 minutes)
Protection from Law (7 minutes)
Misc bonus to AC calculations: +5 ( cha), +1 (dodge from BD) + 1 (wis from legacy) -2 (punishing stances) = 5

[spoiler]300 feet or so of falling distance, plus an extra d6 of punishing stance, at a weight between 51 and 100 feet falling damage is dealt every 30 feet ignoring the first 30. [/spoiler]
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Since she can't hold it down, Eren decides a different approach is in order. Her arms explode into nests of jagged razors, which move in a blur to slice and dice her enemy.
[spoiler]Attack rolls: 24, 31, 23, 17, 21 (subtract -2 from these rolls for attacks after the second)
Damage: 12, 15, 9, 8, 5

Eren's natural weapons strike as magic ghost touch weapons.[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: August 06, 2010, 08:40:36 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Since she can't hold it down, Eren decides a different approach is in order. Her arms explode into nests of jagged razors, which move in a blur to slice and dice her enemy.
[spoiler]Attack rolls: 24, 31, 23, 17, 21 (subtract -2 from these rolls for attacks after the second)
Damage: 12, 15, 9, 8, 5

Eren's natural weapons strike as magic ghost touch weapons.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]They don't count as good, I take it.[/spoiler]
It turns out that the monster they're up against is tougher than it looks; over half of Eren's attacks don't so much as scratch him.

Sabot, on the other hand, manages to put a nicely-sized dent on its skull.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Ghiktibur attempts to block the incoming attack by attacking it with his trusty weapon, and hope it will be enough...

After that he attacks gathering all of his manly essence...

"Ha! You will never bring me down with such attack! Try again after you have grown some muscles!"


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Immediate action: Wall of Blades - 1d20+14=22
Standard Action: Leading the Attack - 1d20+14=25, 2d4+10=14. If it hits, all allies get +4 bonus to attack rolls against it for 1 round.

Edit: rolled my damage ( I didn't before)....

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Paul jumps as high as he can, hacking the skeleton in the knees twice with his giant cleaver. "Go for ze joints!"

Grinding the bones. (Vs. Touch AC) (1d20+11=22, 1d10+25=29, 1d20+11=13, 1d10+25=26)

29 slashing damage and 26 slashing damage.

Stats:[spoiler]Self: Alter Self: Crucian NA+8 (factored in)
Greater Resistance +3 Resistance to saves (factored in).
Lore of the Gods - +10 knowledge checks.
Expeditious Retreat - For running into/out of danger...after Haste expires.
Divine Bulwark(Ordained Champion) - DR 4/chaotic.

58 HP
28 29 AC with Haste (36 vs. AoOs due to movement)
Saves: +14/+2/+16
+4 racial vs. Paralysis, though the Alter Self might stop that.

DR 4/Chaotic and Resist Fire 20, Haste

Attack: Great Cleaver +15 +16/+16 vs. Touch, 1d10+15 damage, 2-handed (PA up to -5/+10) with Haste[/spoiler]
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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With a swift, almost invisible brush of his hand, Zane replaces the crystal in the rifle's hammer-pocket with a bright blue, sparkling crystal, and cocks back a bullet into the chamber. The rifle whips up, nestled tightly into Zane's shoulder, as he takes aim. The moment the hammer pulls back, runes along the barrel start to glow blue, with some minor electrical sparks erupting along it's length; the distracting thing is the explosion coming from the barrel, blowback knocking a dust cloud behind Zane, as a shining blue bullet streaks in an arc towards the skeleton, a training bolt of lightning in its wake.
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Move Action to get just within 30 ft. for +1 from point-blank shot.
Free Action, swap Crystal of Electricity Assault into rifle.
Free Action, load Rune Bullet into rifle.
Free action, channel 2nd level spell into Rune Bullet in Rifle.
To-Hit: 18
Damage: 27 (15 regular, 4 electricity, 8 force)

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Paul jumps as high as he can, hacking the skeleton in the knees twice with his giant cleaver. "Go for ze joints!"

Grinding the bones. (Vs. Touch AC) (1d20+11=22, 1d10+25=29, 1d20+11=13, 1d10+25=26)

29 slashing damage and 26 slashing damage.

Stats:[spoiler]Self: Alter Self: Crucian NA+8 (factored in)
Greater Resistance +3 Resistance to saves (factored in).
Lore of the Gods - +10 knowledge checks.
Expeditious Retreat - For running into/out of danger...after Haste expires.
Divine Bulwark(Ordained Champion) - DR 4/chaotic.

58 HP
28 29 AC with Haste (36 vs. AoOs due to movement)
Saves: +14/+2/+16
+4 racial vs. Paralysis, though the Alter Self might stop that.

DR 4/Chaotic and Resist Fire 20, Haste

Attack: Great Cleaver +15 +16/+16 vs. Touch, 1d10+15 damage, 2-handed (PA up to -5/+10) with Haste[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Errr... it HAS no knees. It's a skeleton showing up from the waist up. I thought I'd made that clear... [/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
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Paul jumps as high as he can, hacking the skeleton in the knees twice with his giant cleaver. "Go for ze joints!"

Grinding the bones. (Vs. Touch AC) (1d20+11=22, 1d10+25=29, 1d20+11=13, 1d10+25=26)

29 slashing damage and 26 slashing damage.

Stats:[spoiler]Self: Alter Self: Crucian NA+8 (factored in)
Greater Resistance +3 Resistance to saves (factored in).
Lore of the Gods - +10 knowledge checks.
Expeditious Retreat - For running into/out of danger...after Haste expires.
Divine Bulwark(Ordained Champion) - DR 4/chaotic.

58 HP
28 29 AC with Haste (36 vs. AoOs due to movement)
Saves: +14/+2/+16
+4 racial vs. Paralysis, though the Alter Self might stop that.

DR 4/Chaotic and Resist Fire 20, Haste

Attack: Great Cleaver +15 +16/+16 vs. Touch, 1d10+15 damage, 2-handed (PA up to -5/+10) with Haste[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Errr... it HAS no knees. It's a skeleton showing up from the waist up. I thought I'd made that clear... [/spoiler]
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Paul jumps as high as he can, hacking the skeleton in the knees twice with his giant cleaver. "Go for ze joints!"

Grinding the bones. (Vs. Touch AC) (1d20+11=22, 1d10+25=29, 1d20+11=13, 1d10+25=26)

29 slashing damage and 26 slashing damage.

Stats:[spoiler]Self: Alter Self: Crucian NA+8 (factored in)
Greater Resistance +3 Resistance to saves (factored in).
Lore of the Gods - +10 knowledge checks.
Expeditious Retreat - For running into/out of danger...after Haste expires.
Divine Bulwark(Ordained Champion) - DR 4/chaotic.

58 HP
28 29 AC with Haste (36 vs. AoOs due to movement)
Saves: +14/+2/+16
+4 racial vs. Paralysis, though the Alter Self might stop that.

DR 4/Chaotic and Resist Fire 20, Haste

Attack: Great Cleaver +15 +16/+16 vs. Touch, 1d10+15 damage, 2-handed (PA up to -5/+10) with Haste[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Errr... it HAS no knees. It's a skeleton showing up from the waist up. I thought I'd made that clear... [/spoiler]

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Fine. The spine. It's all fluff anyway. :P
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Kyx, seeing that his companions seem to be doing a great job at knocking big chunks out of the skeleton, decides to put his talents to use for defensive measures. He carefully watches for the skeleton's next attack.
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Ready an action to use Benign Transposition on whomever the skeleton starts to attack next. I'll swap places with them and the rooster Paul dropped. :D[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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The Gashadokuro howls away. It doesn't seem particularly happy about the way it's being assaulted from all sides. It raises the massive club high and swings widely in an arc, attempting to sweep for whichever enemies it can.

[spoiler]It's our good old friend WHIRLWIND ATTACK! Or, at least something similar. What it really does is swing with one attack roll and check against each of your ACs, same damage to everybody. It cannot crit, though it CAN auto-hit on a 20. Let's see how lucky you guys are! Why is that wall moving so fa-- OMG I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! (1d20+16=28, 4d6+16=30)[/spoiler]
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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