The tale of stupid steve.
Steve was being 'protected' by a very power npc drow bitchtress. He had basicly like a get out of jail free card.
The party was clearing a huge underground complex and was afew days in. This particular day they decide to camp in a large cavern with a cliff, by a pool of lava below. They decide to camp right by the edge. Hey... that way no one can sneak up from behind them. OK.... Middle of the night, WAMBO party is attacked.
Long story short Stupid Steve was knocked off of the cliff, but about 30ft before he hit the lava pit, he was safely teleported back to this town by his bitchtress.
Immediately Steve says.
"did you get my stuff to??....."
bitchtress: "umm... no."
Stupid Steve:
"well...... all my stuffs still down there......"
bitchtress: "ya... and? your alive right, just travel back"(its like 5 days travel)
stupid steve: "but they will think i died and take all my stuff.... cant you just send me back"
bitchtress: "........*sigh*"
stupid steve: "......... quick! they need my help probly.. and my stuff is just sitting there"
bitchtress: "are you sure???..."
stupid steve: *nod nod* "ya hurry up"
bitchtress:
*face palm* *teleports him back*
PLOP into the lava.