A Kobold's Conundrum

[McPoyo]

Start a rock band called "Dragonforce"

I thought you wanted to help the kobold gain power not become terrible.

Space has a terrible power.

So does a vacuum. Kinda like the one created by sucking.

[Vynar]

Not to turn this into a dragonfarce thread but I have literally heard an entire album with each track played simultaneously and it synced up perfectly. Everything is the same. They give power metal a bad name. Also, Herman Li is a joke. "So far away" make up about 90% of all lyrics.

But about the kobold, if you don't think he has the ability to rise to the top on his own, I think partnering up with something powerful like a dragon, willfully or not, makes sense.  

[fencediddy]

Id say if you want it to be brokenly beleivable make the group run into an evil sorc and get him to make the a Hivemind... yes i know they are not vermin, well they are almost vermin , but that would be a fun way for them to level without to many people surviving getting in their way.  1150 kobolds have a int of 30 and cha of 27. give them a craft skill and make a assembly line for golem kobolds. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[McPoyo]

I'm now thinking of my green/black elf deck that made 150/150 black elf artifact creatures...