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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #80 on: June 11, 2010, 02:27:02 PM »
"Ah, a man who meets death as gracefully as he deals it. Let's consumate our arrangment, then." the aboleth's projection says as it vanishes, and the silent skum in the corner leads Marlowe from the room. The two slowly swim down through a series of tunnels underneath the ones that the party had traveled up in until now, through several hidden passages, and after a time Marlowe sees the huge, tentacled bulk of the strange fish floating in front of him.

"We finally meet in the flesh, Clerk. I must admit that I admire your courage, and your open-mindedness. I think you understand me more than most mortals do, due to your previous employment position. You obviously value knowledge, and understand how my kind act as the supreme stewards of it, preserving it over such lengths of time over which even deities are forgotten. Your contribution will never be forgotten, however, nor your grace and bravery in donating it. Come, let our minds be one."


With that, the aboleth extends it tentacles and pulls Marlowe into its slavering maw, which is circular and ringed with rows upon rows of jagged teeth that seem to spin like some kind of insane saw blades. He feels his flesh begin to tear, and then finds himself lying naked on the floor of the room where he left his comrades.

[spoiler]The rest of you saw Gabriel weave a spell that recreated Marlowe's body from the drops of blood while he was gone. He was actually gone for about half an hour in total.[/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #81 on: June 11, 2010, 03:56:02 PM »
The clerk raises a hand to his head, eyes still closed. His chest expands, and he breathes for a few seconds as though to get used to the sensation. He takes a deep breath, then:

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

"Ow."

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #82 on: June 11, 2010, 05:06:51 PM »
"Well, look at that, it worked. Welcome back to the world of the living. I'd ask what you saw, but I guess it's fairly obvious. I've yet to die in my thousand-plus years, and I hope to keep it that way. I suppose it may be inevitable given our quest, however."

Cade clears his throat a bit, and says, "So, what now?"

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2010, 05:47:18 PM »
The aboleth's illusory facade reappears and says "Ah yes, this was well worth the trouble. It will take some time to pour over, but I can already tell there are some real gems in here. The look on your Mistress' face at the end is especially priceless...

Ahem... and now, to keep up my end of the bargain:

The object you seek has not existed for over 650 years. It appears to have disappeared during or shortly after the battle that precipitated the fall of Myth Drannor, and not to have reappeared since then. Whether it was destroyed or not is unknown to me, which is no surprise given its nature.

Even for one as me, knowing exactly what that artifact has done is nearly impossible, as by its very actions it rewrites history and all memories of itself. It is one of the reasons it is so feared and coveted by those who know of it. You can not only defeat your enemy, you can erase all knowledge of his ever having existed, with no possibility of anyone ever trying to undo what you've done. Or so I suppose...

However, all is not lost. There are of course other means to travel through time. If you were to travel back to a point where the object still existed, you could then claim it and travel to whatever time you wanted with it.

Luckily for you, it just so happens that a portal leading backwards in time directly to that final battle still exists. It was erected as a last ditch effort by a powerful archmage defender of the city. With his dying breath, he rent a hole in the fabric of time. It is a one way portal, with the "end" fixed in time and space on the battlefield in the middle of that ancient city just at the time and place where he finished his spell, and then perished.

The "beginning" of the portal has "aged" as normal objects do, so that anyone stepping into it since its creation is transported back to just after the instant it was created. Its creator hoped that even though the invading army of demons was impossibly strong for the current defenders to defeat, that someday the survivors could amass an army (or maybe a small group of champions) powerful enough to go through the portal and ultimately win the battle. Indeed, since then a constant stream of would-be saviors has tried, but of course as history tells us, none of them have succeeded. I would guess that the invaders, being demons, were able to draw upon the infinite numbers of the abyss to replenish their ranks. Indeed, this portal may be why the fall of Myth Drannor was so cataclysmic. The creation of that portal probably led to an enormous influx of numbers on both sides of the battle, with all of them focused on the portal itself, and the resulting release of destructive power weakening the mythals of the city, and likely leading to their collapse.

Of course, much of this last part is speculation, because there are few who witnessed those final moments that still live, and of those even fewer are still sane. Isn't that right, Raoul?

And even if one had witnessed them, since there is a constant influx of people from the future, which presumably changes the past... who knows if one would witness the same battle if they went back and watched it again? Perhaps some among you understand how such things work, but I do not..."
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #84 on: June 11, 2010, 07:42:05 PM »
"Ah, demonic warfare. Few things can compare to the massive string of horrors I've witnessed there." Raoul offered with a grin. "It was back then, as well, that I first experienced the time-slip phenomena that has sent me back and forth through the ages. I'm sure you remember that anything and everything throughout the ages where I appear is inconsistent with the next... and that you drew your own conclusions as a result. I might even have some trouble not running into myself on occasion, but I digress." The cambion pointed out. "This ties in with one very... curious detail of my personal story. I'll fill you all in later. There might be a slight complication though. I fought in that battle. Every time I came within one mile of my past self in other occasions, I found myself stunned. But assuming my memories of that time are correct, I should be able to guide us through the chaos of that battle."
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2010, 10:21:49 PM »
"Well, chaotic as it may be, we should be ok once we get away from the battle proper. Still, I wonder where we might look once we get there..."

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2010, 10:30:00 PM »
"My former commander might know. Whether we'll get that far is another story... and without me, you haven't a chance to get near him."
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #87 on: June 12, 2010, 02:12:36 PM »
Marlowe sits up, wincing and cradling his head in his hands. "If I may...does the nature of the portal indicate that we have only one chance at recovering the artifact?"

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #88 on: June 12, 2010, 05:09:08 PM »
The aboleth replies "Yes, it does. The portal is one-way, as I said. I guess... if you wanted to wait around for 650 years, you could try again... But if I were you, I'd be sure I was prepared before I stepped into that portal."
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #89 on: June 12, 2010, 06:29:06 PM »
"Wouldn't we need only wait until the portal were recreated? Honestly, that is a lot less time than waiting until the moment we first go through the portal." Cade smirks briefly before hiding the expression once again.

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #90 on: June 12, 2010, 07:41:33 PM »
"He already said the portal goes one way - as in, nobody from the battle itself gets out. Else he might well have escaped too." Raoul explained.
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #91 on: June 12, 2010, 07:59:12 PM »
[spoiler]The idea was that even if it goes one way, as soon as the portal is constructed, it goes one way to the same point in time. You don't need to wait 650 years to go back in time to that point, just until it's made. Less wait time to just go the one way, backward in time.[/spoiler]

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #92 on: June 12, 2010, 08:10:07 PM »
[spoiler]The idea was that even if it goes one way, as soon as the portal is constructed, it goes one way to the same point in time. You don't need to wait 650 years to go back in time to that point, just until it's made. Less wait time to just go the one way, backward in time.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Not sure I follow, actually.  ???[/spoiler]
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2010, 03:02:31 AM »
The aboleth's image says "Hmm... I guess you're correct, Cade. I'd never really thought about that. You'd just have to survive long enough to use the portal again, then, I guess... "
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2010, 03:58:48 AM »
"And of course, that then is the issue. So where is this portal? Stuck right in the middle of Myth Drannor?"

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2010, 12:16:34 PM »
"Naturally. It's a portal through time, not space." [spoiler]Yes, I know about relativity. He doesn't, though, despite the astronomical amounts of knowledge he has. Nothing says that Relativity even applies in D&D worlds, anyway. Keep yer physics out of my RPGs, please. :P[/spoiler]

"Since it is one-way, I'd advise you to make sure you make any preparations you'll need before you enter it, of course. It wouldn't be very handy to go through and then remember that you'd forgotten to pack your toothbrush." the image says, and then chuckles.

At this point, Sammael buts in impatiently "Yes, well I think they're dealings with you are done. We should get on with the further business that I mentioned." and he looks at the rest of you as if waiting.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2010, 12:39:04 PM »
"I like this imp." Raoul pointed simply. "And if need be, we can always ask for a recap, hmmm?"
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2010, 12:43:16 PM »
"First things first," Marlowe says from the floor, "could someone toss me my gear?"

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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #98 on: June 17, 2010, 12:44:23 AM »
The imp flutters about impatiently as Marlowe gets dressed, then says "Can we be off now? I'd like to get back home before it freezes over."
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Re: Encounter 4: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
« Reply #99 on: June 17, 2010, 01:00:27 AM »
Cade chimes in, "Now that is something we can agree on. Not that I have a predilection toward rushing to my doom, but the sooner we act, the better."