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Alcy yells back at the raccoon, "Shut it, or you're going to get turned into a hat!"She then looks over the supplies to see what the group's been provided with, not expecting much.
food, wine, water, torches, some random "lucky trinkets" junk
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
