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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #980 on: July 18, 2010, 09:48:33 PM »
"Ya we are hear to rekill the dead" Joseph says
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #981 on: July 18, 2010, 09:51:18 PM »
"Yays!"

Hezekiah says "The dead stuff usually doesn't come round till nightfall.  You prolly wanna get some rest afore then."

They lead you to a three huts.

"Everyone who lived here has been killed, so you can bed down here.  Sorry, but it's all we got.  What do you need?  Anyone hungry?  We probably have some sort of stew available along with fresh river water."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #982 on: July 19, 2010, 03:26:11 AM »
"Knowing the place is crawling with undead, I think I'll pass on drinking the local water... no offense..."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #983 on: July 19, 2010, 09:25:52 AM »
"No kidding."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #984 on: July 19, 2010, 02:31:14 PM »
Savorel decides that Mustave's idea of sleeping when it is light out (and therefore the undead are less likely to be roaming about) is a good notion and joins him, expressing sincere regret over not trusting the village's water to be free of an undead taint. "You might want to try boiling the water before you drink it, just in case there it contains a taint that heat may remove."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #985 on: July 19, 2010, 05:38:39 PM »
Teo, never one to give up a chance to rest, sits down beside them and drifts off to sleep.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #986 on: July 19, 2010, 05:40:42 PM »
Kintal gets bored.  I mean really bored.  I mean so bored that you can't even imagine because he's a cat (even though he doesn't look like one right now).  So he starts poking around the village.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #987 on: July 19, 2010, 05:58:03 PM »
Bartholomeow will refrain from eating or drinking anything other than what he has with him. He will then seclude himself to a corner of the hut before asking his allies to refrain from making a lot of noise as he meditates and begins preparing the spells he will need.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #988 on: July 19, 2010, 07:30:52 PM »
Kintal gets bored.  I mean really bored.  I mean so bored that you can't even imagine because he's a cat (even though he doesn't look like one right now).  So he starts poking around the village.

"Hi Mister.  You ain't from 'round these parts. You here fer the dead folks?  Gotta warn you they go straight fer the nipples."

THis appears to be a 6 year old human boy saying this.  A thumb is in his nose.  Your not sure that the fact that it's his own thumb should console you any.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #989 on: July 19, 2010, 07:45:22 PM »
Eating lightly, Zachary packs his things into the pouch along his back, which looks rather furrier than he usually likes, and decides to check the cities border, the houses farthest out, any rivers or streams that might slow undead down, anything. He looks at the town as a fortifiable position. He just wished that he had five... no, six more samurai with him. This could go quite easily with the numerous allies he had.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #990 on: July 19, 2010, 09:34:20 PM »
The village was not designed by a military mind.  It's just random huts and buildings thrown up where ever their owners decided to build them.  They build them on high ground at least, so there's not as much danger of flooding from teh river.  In theory with enough work it could be fortified, but you'll need time and people.  Lot's of people.  It would also help if you knew how many bad guys there were.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #991 on: July 19, 2010, 11:21:11 PM »
Kintal grins.  "Well that's okay because I don't have any nipples."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #992 on: July 19, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »
Kintal grins.  "Well that's okay because I don't have any nipples."

"Eeeeeeeewwwww...."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #993 on: July 20, 2010, 12:57:51 AM »
The day passes uneventfully.  As night starts to come on a quick supper is served and fires are built.  The most able bodied men of the village arm themselves with spears and hatchets and ask what you'd like them to do.  Honestly they don't really look like awesome fighters...they look more like cannon fodder...

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #994 on: July 20, 2010, 02:44:31 AM »
"okay the men should stay back and we should get all the women and children in one hut so it will be easier to defend them all " Joseph says thinking strategacaly
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #995 on: July 20, 2010, 04:32:07 AM »
"Yes, stay in the hut. In case we all die, there is a necessary last line of defense."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #996 on: July 20, 2010, 03:20:15 PM »
They look massively relieved "So you don't need our help fighting?"

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #997 on: July 20, 2010, 03:33:46 PM »
"If we do, I'll take that as a failure on our part."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #998 on: July 20, 2010, 03:34:19 PM »
Kintal pipes up, "I'll need something to wash the taste out of my mouth though."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #999 on: July 20, 2010, 03:43:36 PM »
They leave you some supplies and scurry off to be with their wives and children.  The silence weighs in heavily with only the occasional animal call or scampering in the bushes.

A really fluffy raccoon pops out and stares at you before yelling back into the underbrush "Hey Leon!  Leon, they found more people!  Oh man, you guys are fucked.  Can we have your stuff when you die?"

He then leaps back into the bushes.