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konner09

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #840 on: July 06, 2010, 04:25:10 AM »
[spoiler]IMMM BAACK And know wtf is going on[/spoiler]
"Well i Need nothing to survive since i am not living or dead i just am but i can heal people and i can sort of kill things" he says looking confused at how the ring works before thinking about all the bad and good things he could do with it
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #841 on: July 06, 2010, 09:30:23 AM »
Quote from: bhu on July 05, 2010, 01:26:17 PM
"How good are you lot at woodland survival and hunting?"
"It's not something I have a lot of practice with."
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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #842 on: July 06, 2010, 11:27:10 AM »
"I am not terribly adept at surviving in the woods on my own. It was never something I had to learn." Savorel says.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #843 on: July 06, 2010, 11:35:06 AM »
"So to sum up: We're boned."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #844 on: July 06, 2010, 01:45:51 PM »
"Except for me. Say would If be possible to have someone roll a keg into my coffin?"
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #845 on: July 06, 2010, 01:58:36 PM »
"We could stick your coffin IN a keg, which would make it a simple task to roll you along. I imagine the effect would be the same...

".... And yes, I was also instructed to seek out cats."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #846 on: July 06, 2010, 03:08:41 PM »
"Well, if I get enough provisions, I can put quite a bit in my backpack.  How long are we going to be out?"
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #847 on: July 06, 2010, 07:20:51 PM »
Bartholomeow remains silent for most of the morning and the journey, he accepts the ring without comment and only speaks when asked if he can survive. "I do not require much sustenance, and am capable of securing my own food."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #848 on: July 06, 2010, 08:28:43 PM »
"Well be stopping over at the Nameless Forest soon.  Bad place.  Lots of monsters and magic critters and curses and such.  The city will be nabbing food and supplies.  It's also an opportunity for 'Adventurers Guilds' to make some extra coin.  The Sheriff is thinking of having you pose as such to keep you out of harms way until the Wizards school can go to trial."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #849 on: July 06, 2010, 08:42:38 PM »
Quote from: jojolagger on July 06, 2010, 01:45:51 PM
"Except for me. Say would If be possible to have someone roll a keg into my coffin?"

"A keg of what?  Beer?"
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #850 on: July 06, 2010, 08:43:01 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on July 06, 2010, 03:08:41 PM
"Well, if I get enough provisions, I can put quite a bit in my backpack.  How long are we going to be out?"

"Uncertain."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #851 on: July 06, 2010, 10:23:40 PM »
Ruam will speak up and mention he is well versed in woodland survival.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #852 on: July 07, 2010, 06:23:42 AM »
"SO lets see Bartholomeow, Ghosty, alcy and me are the only ones who lack little or nothing to survive... wow"
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 03:29:22 PM by konner09 »
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #853 on: July 07, 2010, 09:15:06 AM »
Quote from: konner09 on July 07, 2010, 06:23:42 AM
"SO lets see Bartholomeow, Ghosty and me are the only ones who lack little or nothing to survive... wow"
"I just like the... finer things in life."
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #854 on: July 07, 2010, 07:38:44 PM »
"We'll need all of you to choose a fake name so we can forge papers for you.  After that once the city parks over the Forest we'll be sneaking you off board in plain sight as common adventurers.  None of you has an objection to killing horrifying monsters or undead i assume? We won't be letting them send you after anything too nasty in order to preserve you for the trial.  We'll be telling them you're all newbs."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #855 on: July 07, 2010, 08:08:40 PM »
"My name is Indigo Montoya."
"Maybe the voice will be useful after all."
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Quotes [spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #856 on: July 07, 2010, 08:15:43 PM »
"WTF was that?"
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #857 on: July 07, 2010, 08:31:50 PM »
"This voice that won't leave me alone. It seems insane but harmless. Sometimes it's a bit helpful but usually it's just annoying."
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Quotes [spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #858 on: July 07, 2010, 08:50:17 PM »
"I shall be... Elkiss Von Vortigaunt!" :p
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #859 on: July 07, 2010, 08:56:39 PM »
Quote from: jojolagger on July 07, 2010, 08:31:50 PM
"This voice that won't leave me alone. It seems insane but harmless. Sometimes it's a bit helpful but usually it's just annoying."

"Uhh yeah.  Do your best to keep it quiet or tell people your haunted or something."
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