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Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
to Alcyrandom drunk patron in luchador mask: "You wrassle ma'am? We needs more wimmen wrasslers."
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
"Wrastling what is Wrastlin?" Joseph asks confused "can I try wrasstlin?"
"I have, though it is not the preferred recreational sport of my people."
[spoiler]"I only got here a little while ago, we just had to fight off some monsters"OOC: Yay! that means I have... 2536 till I level up [/spoiler]
[spoiler]"Kay"OOC: I doubt Cusic would pay much attention to anyone explaining it... not such a great attention span. [/spoiler]
"You aren't one of those wimmen who are secretly penis monsters are you? We could use that in the storyline, but it'll be hard to get the other wimmens to wrassle yuh."
[spoiler]"Like in a fight? I used to fight in an arena all the time, it was fun and the pay was good..."[/spoiler]
"well you can grab me. You can not go through me" joseph says before ordering a bottle of watermelon liquer and downing it in one go before falling on the floor
Quote from: bhu on June 28, 2010, 11:20:55 PM"You aren't one of those wimmen who are secretly penis monsters are you? We could use that in the storyline, but it'll be hard to get the other wimmens to wrassle yuh."Alcy's eyes glow with white-hot fire again as her hand slowly reaches for her sword...She holds, not wanting to break any laws or cause a ruckus. But oh, how she does wish harm to this creature, and it is evident on her face.
