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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #600 on: June 26, 2010, 05:43:13 PM »
"You ever done any wrasslin' Froggy?"
"Naw, I might be good at unarmed combat, but I'm more of a puch-them-so-hard-in-the-gut-they-poop-themselves kind of guy than a strangle-them-into-submission kind of guy."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #601 on: June 26, 2010, 05:44:22 PM »
[spoiler]"I only got here a little while ago, we just had to fight off some monsters"

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #602 on: June 26, 2010, 05:51:22 PM »
"You ever done any wrasslin' Froggy?"
"Naw, I might be good at unarmed combat, but I'm more of a puch-them-so-hard-in-the-gut-they-poop-themselves kind of guy than a strangle-them-into-submission kind of guy."

Then you have, without a doubt, missed the finest art of martial combat my chaotic friend. I say with a happy tone, my mood is obviously quite good

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #603 on: June 26, 2010, 05:52:50 PM »
"I don't know, I kind of like my style"
[spoiler]It's 'cause the grappling rules are... interesting to say the least.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #604 on: June 26, 2010, 05:56:29 PM »
Alcy is once again disturbed by the simple innocence presented by the demon. The feeling is evident upon her face to those who notice such things, though the Dretch may not be so intuitive.

"Uh... h-hello..."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #605 on: June 26, 2010, 05:57:19 PM »
"Where you from?  Goober has been trapped in Abyss until he woke up and nice man agreed to let me have vacation."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #606 on: June 26, 2010, 06:01:29 PM »
"I don't know, I kind of like my style"


"But you don't get to experience the joys o' squishin' someones haid."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #607 on: June 26, 2010, 06:04:48 PM »
"I don't know, I kind of like my style"


"But you don't get to experience the joys o' squishin' someones haid."
"Oh, but I do! A good punch can shatter bone, not to mention I can gut things with my tongue..."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #608 on: June 26, 2010, 06:12:37 PM »
"Yer tongue?"

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #609 on: June 26, 2010, 06:14:29 PM »
He is truly a strange fellow.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #610 on: June 26, 2010, 06:15:34 PM »
Teo demonstrates his 7 ft. tongue, which is cappe with a viscious spike. "I'm not really sure how it all fits in my mouth, and how I can still eat properly."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #611 on: June 26, 2010, 06:19:12 PM »
 :twitch

Goober: "Hey!  Yer one of them frog critters from Limbo who visits every so oftens."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #612 on: June 26, 2010, 06:20:21 PM »
"Uh... no, not really. I'm closely related to them though."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #613 on: June 26, 2010, 06:26:34 PM »
"Did you wake up and go on vacation too?"

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #614 on: June 26, 2010, 10:03:29 PM »
"I'll have a beer and a shot of whiskey, please."  Mustave makes a boiler maker and goes to converse with Goober.

"'Ow you doin, chap?  I figure if anyone here doesn't take things too seriously, it's you." ;)
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #615 on: June 27, 2010, 12:26:47 AM »
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"He knows nothing.  In fact, I know just how to get him to go away."
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Kintal looks up and says, "Hai Zachary!  Teh womenz is in heat, cans you smells it to?  Times for teh sexings!"
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #616 on: June 27, 2010, 01:03:41 AM »
[spoiler]Zachary looks at Kintal, somehow without shock. His brain is pondering whether the note-sender did it just to fuck with him, or if there was something to it. Nevertheless, he only had the one lead. "........ That's.... excellent Kintal, good job.... but no, I can't smell it thankfully. This... I'm not...." Alright, note or no, he's totally lost as to what to do. Then something snaps in his head, and a irritable look comes over his face. ".... There aren't eleven in heat, are there?"[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #617 on: June 27, 2010, 01:38:06 AM »
Joseph decides to indulge in some whiskey he orders a bottle and downs it in a few gulps with out being fazed by the amount of alcohol do to the fact he has no blood or organs
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #618 on: June 27, 2010, 02:46:59 AM »
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[spoiler]Bartholomeow looks at Kintel with something akin to appreciation. "Nice work... But, as I may or may not have mentioned earlier, the Jester God told me to keep an eye on this particular human and make sure nothing bad happens to him."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #619 on: June 27, 2010, 02:55:49 AM »
[spoiler]While the cats seem very interested in one another - a warning sign, as Zach takes it, to get the fuck out of dodge - one more question escapes from the young samurai's lips, completely by instinct, with little reason. "Kintal, can you ask the cats something for me? Do they know anything about crows? Or Tengu? I was sent here on purpose, because I said I'd do a job for one, creatures I wasn't even sure existed, but they did there and they might here. I ...." He stopped himself from the ensuing rant. Zach didn't want to keep anything from Kintal, especially if it was possible to get on his way, but he didn't know how secretive the Tengu wanted him to be. They were demons, and who knew about how the locals, or the sheriff, might react.

"Anyway, Kintal, if they don't know anything about crows or samurai, then I'll let you get back to your... um... biological ritual...."
He almost looks crestfallen. Scratch that, he looks frustrated and crestfallen. This wasn't something he could do alone; the Tengu sent him to give help, the jester told him to find help, and now he had no leads and no one he knew well enough to as for help. He needed this so bad, a way of proving himself, of getting strong, to make up for his mistakes....[/spoiler]
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