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Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PMIn other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh*
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
The owners initially look a lil dispirited as the amazing teleporting corpse has put a serious damper on business, when suddenly the doors open and various folk with multicolored clothing, tattoos, scars, piercings etc file in. Many are Platypus or other animal folk, or of races that would otherwise be frowned on. Also there appear to be various locals with old Tom. He quickly approaches Ruam:"I remember you liked the wrasslin' matches when I took you as a lil feller, so I thought I'd bring the boys to meet you. Plus some of the people whose relatives everyone saved wanted to say hi."
"Can I get a beer? I have an Idea I need to try."
bhu[spoiler]Listen roll:17 http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2576094/[/spoiler]
Quote from: bhu on June 23, 2010, 02:08:58 PMThe owners initially look a lil dispirited as the amazing teleporting corpse has put a serious damper on business, when suddenly the doors open and various folk with multicolored clothing, tattoos, scars, piercings etc file in. Many are Platypus or other animal folk, or of races that would otherwise be frowned on. Also there appear to be various locals with old Tom. He quickly approaches Ruam:"I remember you liked the wrasslin' matches when I took you as a lil feller, so I thought I'd bring the boys to meet you. Plus some of the people whose relatives everyone saved wanted to say hi."A face of satisfaction spreads across my face I'll never turn down a good wrassle.. I look at "the boys" The name's Bill
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Taking the beer (use telekinesis) Ceusharath, takes it to his room and carefully adds it to his coffin with spilling any. He mutters to himself, "Will this work?"
1d20+7=27
[spoiler]Knowledge: Religion- 1d20(8)+6=14Knowledge: The Planes- 1d20(17)+8=25Yeah, I definitely recognize it. [/spoiler]Alcy stares in disbelief as the Dretch wanders in, and as it objectifies her, a white-hot flame seems to burn in her eyes.Keeping in mind where she is, she uses her Detect Evil ability, hoping that just being a fiend doesn't bias the detection from giving an accurate reading.