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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2010, 01:46:19 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2010, 01:48:20 PM »
"I can act as a distraction by drawing the undead away from the landing point."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2010, 04:43:04 PM »
"Didn't you hear me? I can command undead!"

"Yessir, but I'd kinda preferred we wiped em out."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2010, 04:50:23 PM »
I am glad i do not have a nose it looks smelly down there :p
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You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2010, 05:13:35 PM »
Alcy looks at Bartholomew with a scowl. "Commanding them is not akin to wiping them out. All mindless undead are abominations, twisted to perform the work of the damned. The only undead I exclude from utter loathing are those who still have part of themselves present, like Ceusharath, those who are still free from the innate corruption of unlife. By extension, I keep no exception for those who willfully further that mockery of nature by exerting their control over it."

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2010, 05:37:00 PM »
Their is two good undead reasonale undead and dead undead
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 05:39:34 PM by konner09 »
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2010, 05:41:00 PM »
"And the only reason I'm sane is because my people are trained to keep our minds balanced. I'm going to head down there and distract the undead now."
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2010, 05:44:06 PM »
ill follow you down
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2010, 06:36:17 PM »
"I'll go down as well, try and take out a few flanking beasts."

Moving past Bartholomeow after Alcy's scathing look, he whispers, "not going to split the group, but if you could control them to influence their movement and positions, wiping them out might have become infinitely simpler. I would have gone with your plan, frankly." The samurai then finds himself nearing the edge of the hole. He didn't have any experience with undead, but then he hadn't had experience with almost any of these creatures. And while his sword wasn't incredibly useful, and by his legends wouldn't be against dead things, it still cut things in half, and that was comforting for him. He readies himself to follow after the others.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2010, 07:15:00 PM »
I guess I'll tag along at the end, just in case I say and move behind the rest of the group.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »
All those wishing to move in as well and participate in the opening brouhaha may roll for initiative.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 07:46:51 PM »
Kintal makes a face as he follows behind everyone else. 

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2010, 07:48:56 PM »
Savorel moves in behind the melee-ers, near Bill.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2010, 07:55:51 PM »
Holding back, Zachary clicks his sword's lock open with the left thumb, as his hand secures his sword. He waits for the others to progress.

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2010, 08:28:46 PM »
Alcy mirrors everyone else's disgust as she follows suit.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2010, 10:42:29 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2010, 11:12:33 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2010, 11:33:32 PM »
Ceusharath takes point, being (effectively) invulnerable.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2010, 12:06:02 AM »
Initiative (1d20+4=18)

"How many are down there?  If there are quite a few, I might be able to create an illusion of a wall to split the group up and make them easier to fight.  Creatures that stupid don't question their own perceptions.  It's quite funny, really."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2010, 12:08:37 AM »
Ceushareth can tell you are many, they will all be off to one direction when you go down, and the tunnel is 10' wide by 10' high