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Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« on: May 26, 2010, 06:53:10 PM »
We begin our narrative with a young cat woman hugging a possibly surprised ooze.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 09:22:23 PM »
"The worst part is I know this isn't a dream." Mutters Ceusharath. "No wait, that's the second worst part. The worst part is I can't drink."
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 10:04:26 PM »
Once you get back to the manhole the goblins exited, Bob asks if Ceushareth will go down first to scout  :)
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 10:26:35 PM »
[spoiler]What's the drop down like? Could one reliably just hop in, or is it deep?[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 10:29:44 PM »
"Sure, I'll be back soon."
I'll be on the ethereal plane while scouting, so corporeal things can't even see me.
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2010, 12:02:21 AM »
Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on May 26, 2010, 10:26:35 PM
[spoiler]What's the drop down like? Could one reliably just hop in, or is it deep?[/spoiler]

[spoiler] 20 feet[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2010, 12:02:58 AM »
Quote from: jojolagger on May 26, 2010, 10:29:44 PM
"Sure, I'll be back soon."
I'll be on the ethereal plane while scouting, so corporeal things can't even see me.

[spoiler]There be dead folk walking around.  Muches of them.[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 12:10:13 AM »
As the ghost re-materializes (back at the group), You here the voice singing a song about zombies.
"Guess whats down there?" says Cuesharath.
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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 12:17:07 AM »
"Orcs?":B
[spoiler]What, no "Zombies on my lawn"?[/spoiler]
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 12:40:30 AM »
Bob: "Good thing the guys came up when they did.  Alright who wants to wipe out some dead people?  Which is a nice way of saying who wants  to go in first?"
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 02:14:30 AM »
I will go down first i guess Joseph slides away from the kitty girl whos hugging him and mumbles She taste like crazy
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2010, 02:23:52 AM »
"I should go first. They can't actually hurt me, I don't have to worry about the fall, and I can act as a distraction so everyone can get down and in position." Says Ceusharath.
Whispers to Joseph. "She is crazy to. She actually ate dust, like yesterday."
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 02:26:11 AM by jojolagger »
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Quotes [spoiler]
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on August 31, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
Quote from: fuinjutsu on August 31, 2010, 04:30:15 PM
In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
Quote from: BrokeAndDrive on July 01, 2010, 05:34:22 PM
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2010, 02:29:46 AM »
"omg real undead? :o I've only read about them! You go first."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2010, 02:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Radmelon on May 27, 2010, 02:29:46 AM
"omg real undead? :o I've only read about them! You go first."
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[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe

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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2010, 12:04:32 PM »
Bartholomeow instantly perks up at the mention of dead people. "What? Undead??? NO! I should go down first. I will bend these mindless corpses to my will! ... actually, I should go down right after a meatshie--I mean, much tougher individual." Arcane energy positively buzzes around him in response to his excitement.
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2010, 12:21:47 PM »
Kintal makes a face.  "Ded ppl tayst ew.  Srsly."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2010, 12:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Nanshork on May 27, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
Kintal makes a face.  "Ded ppl tayst ew.  Srsly."
"yea... that goopy thing looks tasty though"
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2010, 12:38:06 PM »
"I can provide some backup, but without more gear, I'm next to useless against these things.

I might be able to confuse them with things like illusionary walls, or something.  That's about it."
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2010, 01:32:59 PM »
Bob: "Ooookay...can anyone actually turn the dead besides Joseph?  If we wanna use him for that we can't have the ghost in range of it at the same time.  I could throw a flash bomb down so he can see them and get within range. "
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Re: Campaign Thread II: The Sequel
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2010, 01:42:39 PM »
"Didn't you hear me? I can command undead!"
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