This is satirical, right? Please?
nuthin funny about a big beardy comming at you with an axe in the middle of the night,
and all you have is a flashlight & paper as you walk thru the woods looking for a spot to squat.
What does your character do?
Obviously we hit him with the flashlight,
and the GM wants to say the 5 D-battery maglight is 1d2 and 50% Break Chance.
Not any more, now you can show him the cute little red 1d2 light, and the 5cell BoneCrusher Maglight
I drove Dominos back in the day,
and while we were not allowed to carry weapons,
I stoppped many a drunk from getting stupid with my 5cell Maglight.
The 20cell & Bayonet are dependant on how cinematic your game is, and how permissive your GM is.