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The Ego Thread
« on: May 07, 2010, 08:36:31 PM »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 08:44:04 PM »
So I once made a D&D character who could travel faster than the speed of light...
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 08:54:13 PM »
Exactly, when Prime isn't chugging Bailey's with Cu Chulainn and Fionn Mac Cumhaill, he's a lean mean avatar-making machine. And in his free time, he probably saves the world or something. :D
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 08:59:40 PM »
My avatar is both a black mage and a chocobo. Meaning that somewhere out there is an 7-year old girl with green hair that can summon me to Hadoken things.
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 09:20:29 PM »
Think I'll just post some stuff from GitP here. :smirk
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Prime32, you are officially worthy of the visage of awesome that is Kamina. Well done!
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Prime.

You are a god.
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Livewood warforged with a dryad inside is like the coolest idea ever.
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Prime, you just won the internet.  

Again.  How do you manage to be so awesome?
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I wish there were more people like you in the world. :(
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"What's the scouter say about Prime's win level?"

"It's over 9000!"
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 09:21:12 PM »
I'm also a powerful necromancer. ^^
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 09:40:31 PM »
On Ed-Zero's sig:
Originally Posted by skydragonknight
I should have my ECL 37 Anthropomorphic Cheetah reincarnated as an Italian named "Mario." A Jump check of 244 w/skill mastery, free Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Plunger from being human and a +8 racial bonus when making checks involving spaghetti and other pastas.

Operation Shoestring's Sig:
 Originally Posted by skydragonknight
The reason why there is no Barbarian Handbook is simple: Barbarians can't read handbooks, since they are illiterate.

Probably a couple more sigs I'm in, but I didn't memorize the user's names.
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 09:58:33 PM »
I have just over 70 pages of comic online with more in sight. :D

I'm averaging 30+ unique visits per day. :D :D :D
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2010, 10:01:41 PM »
I'm me. 'Nuff said. :P

I used to have a relatively long ego sig over on Wizards, but that got deleted. :( And the posts that it quoted in the first place probably with it.

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 03:53:20 AM »
Some facts about me:

I'm #10 of the Top 10 Posters (but I've been fairly inactive the last week or so).
I've started the 4th most topics.
I started the 4th longest thread on these forums.
I haven't been to Gleemax in almost a year now.


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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2010, 10:29:42 AM »
I've called the king of Sweden "You" and asked him to sign my hat.

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2010, 01:40:58 PM »
Some facts about me:

I'm #10 of the Top 10 Posters (but I've been fairly inactive the last week or so).
I've started the 4th most topics.
I started the 4th longest thread on these forums.
I haven't been to Gleemax in almost a year now.
I'm #9 in the Top 10 Posters
I've started the 2nd most topics.
I spent the 4th longest online (though Agita's figure is way above everyone else).
I haven't been to Gleemax for for longer than that. :p

Oh, and someone I didn't know once sent me a PM just to tell me how awesome I was.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2010, 01:44:06 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2010, 02:14:48 PM »
I spent the 4th longest online (though Agita's figure is way above everyone else).
Speaking of this, I'm #1 in that category by a wide margin.

I've made some two hundred (de-)motivational posters. Today I decided to take a look through my folder and gave up at I.
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »
I'm me. 'Nuff said. :P

I once posted in the same thread as this guy. 'Nuff said.

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2010, 04:49:09 PM »
Some facts about me:

I'm #10 of the Top 10 Posters (but I've been fairly inactive the last week or so).
I've started the 4th most topics.
I started the 4th longest thread on these forums.
I haven't been to Gleemax in almost a year now.
I'm #9 in the Top 10 Posters
I've started the 2nd most topics.
I spent the 4th longest online (though Agita's figure is way above everyone else).
I haven't been to Gleemax for for longer than that. :p

Oh, and someone I didn't know once sent me a PM just to tell me how awesome I was.
I'm the #8th top poster despite being newer to the boards than you guys.
Not sure how to check the rest though.
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2010, 04:53:28 PM »
Some facts about me:

I'm #10 of the Top 10 Posters (but I've been fairly inactive the last week or so).
I've started the 4th most topics.
I started the 4th longest thread on these forums.
I haven't been to Gleemax in almost a year now.
I'm #9 in the Top 10 Posters
I've started the 2nd most topics.
I spent the 4th longest online (though Agita's figure is way above everyone else).
I haven't been to Gleemax for for longer than that. :p

Oh, and someone I didn't know once sent me a PM just to tell me how awesome I was.
I'm the #8th top poster despite being newer to the boards than you guys.
Not sure how to check the rest though.
Maybe you talk a lot without saying much? :P I hear it's a useful ability to have.
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2010, 10:37:10 PM »
Oh hey I have 10th place in online time.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2010, 05:43:10 AM »
I hold a world record.

I've received multiple PMs from mods congratulating me for the awesomeness of a particular part of a rant that, as a whole, they had to either warn me about or take action against.

Also, I just got a promotion and a raise so that I could do an easier job for less money. And that's 100% accurate.

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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2010, 01:26:33 PM »
I hold a world record.
Which one, out of curiosity?
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Re: The Ego Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2010, 04:49:04 PM »
most instances of vd contracted w/out sexual contact?
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