"Alright gentlemen and ladies you've met myself, my wife Rosa, and one of my daughters Nina. Nina is...special. She may look like a young woman, but she has the mind and innocence of a young girl. Despite her appearance she is far stronger than I am. We're unsure if it's a curse from the Gods or a gift. We also have my daughter Tina, who is studying to be a warrior, my daughter Dina who is the brightest of my daughters, and Sophia who is...cursed. She mostly stays in the kitchen away from men. I would advise none of you who are men venture in there. I wouldn't advise anyone else going in there because Nina's pet Mr. Hooey lives there. He doesn't like the living. He's not fond of the dead either."
"You're exaggerating daddy."
"No. I asure you I am not."
"Fibberty fibberty liar liar."
"Respect your father dear. Fred is the night shift guard, and the Bouncer. We only wake him up if things get real bad, and it's not often there's something myself and the family can't handle. If you stay here we may ask for your help as well. Particularly you (looks at Ceushareth). Since you won't be sleeping you can help Fred. He can use the company. He's been getting a little twitchy from the loneliness lately. A lot of our customers are more rustic indigenous peoples, in other words barbarians in the terminology of the local city folk. Bar fights are common here, and as long as magic or weapons aren't used we usually let them slug it out as long as no damage is done, and they stop when one gives up or is obviously unable to defend himself. It's a rough bar, but the patrons usually make up pretty quickly, and they're very loyal. Treat them nicely, and they may be willing to give you help when you're in need. It'll also help that traditionally the bar gets a free round on Arrival days, so they'll forget any hard feelings today quickly enough."
"Now then does anyone have questions? If not we'll get you settled in, and your first drink is on us. We're not far from either the Temple or Merchant districts if you want to visit them. Lunch will be at noon. If any of you have dietary requirements please let my wife or daughters know."