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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #300 on: May 01, 2010, 11:01:10 PM »
"Count me in, mate."
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
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Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #301 on: May 01, 2010, 11:02:34 PM »
"Okie Dokey!"
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #302 on: May 01, 2010, 11:28:50 PM »
who are you following?
He's following Zach.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #303 on: May 02, 2010, 05:46:26 AM »
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who are you following?
He's following Zach.
Who is now actually moving![/spoiler]Standing enthusiastically, bur keeping his cool exterior, Zach slaps one hand down on the table. "I'll gladly give my services to the sheriff, for death or glory. I'm in."

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #304 on: May 02, 2010, 03:32:19 PM »
Ceusharath Says. "When do we start?"
Using detect thoughts to see if his manifesting is still up to snuff. Will save DC 16.

You using it on her or someone else?

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #305 on: May 02, 2010, 07:17:48 PM »
Ceusharath Says. "When do we start?"
Using detect thoughts to see if his manifesting is still up to snuff. Will save DC 16.

You using it on her or someone else?
It's area of effect, everyone over the course of several turns.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #306 on: May 02, 2010, 07:30:46 PM »
Everyone targeted by jojo plz to make saves with Invisible Castle.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2503129/

Your interviewer fails spectacularly and you receive the following:

[spoiler]"A shame there aren't any more heavily built men among them.  Been to long since I had one and most of these look too fragile."[/spoiler]

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2503132/

a random elf maid eludes your powers

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #307 on: May 02, 2010, 07:36:07 PM »

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #308 on: May 02, 2010, 08:02:05 PM »
Zachary easily shunts out the reading, without so much as noticing he was doing so.

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Gotta love that free indomitable soul feat! (2d20 rolls for mind affecting/fear saves, highest of two)
1st Roll: 20
2nd Roll: 23

Highest roll brings my save to 23, I'm way fine.[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #309 on: May 02, 2010, 08:09:11 PM »
[spoiler]Will: 1d20(16)+7=23

Alcy saves. :)[/spoiler]

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #310 on: May 02, 2010, 08:24:03 PM »
[spoiler]1d20+5=9
...................ooh dust.................Wonder what it tastes like..........bleh dust.......
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #311 on: May 02, 2010, 08:53:04 PM »
[spoiler]It looks like I might need to roll a Will save:

Will Save (1d20+5=14)[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #312 on: May 02, 2010, 09:29:49 PM »
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Will save: 16
Saved.
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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #313 on: May 02, 2010, 10:42:32 PM »
1d20+5=10
'Hmm... ghosts, should be easy to kill if it pisses me off. If I recall my lessons correctly, force damage should be enough to rip it to ectoplasmic shreds...'

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #314 on: May 02, 2010, 11:13:17 PM »
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2503428/
Random Elf Maid 2

[spoiler]"Why do people keep staring at me?  I wonder if they noticed my secret?  I wonder if the tall guy likes elves.  Given the opportunity I'd fuck him blind.  Hey why is that ghost staring at me? I hope he's not the possessing sort of ghost.  Then again if he is maybe I can use possession as an excuse for blowing some of the local priests..."[/spoiler]

Lemme know when you wanna stop jojo

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #315 on: May 02, 2010, 11:43:02 PM »
"Well then if you lot are sufficiently well fed, we'll get you on the next step of your journey.  You can spend the night here and we'll come for you tomorrow when your clothes arrive, or we can get you to your more permanent home and have the clothes delivered there.  We can also take you shopping, on a tour of the city, or to the Temple District to talk to the various priests.  Any preferences?"

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #316 on: May 03, 2010, 12:03:50 AM »
Alcy voices her opinion, "I would prefer to shop for some new gear. If I am to be of any help, I must be prepared for that eventuality. Luckily, I shouldn't draw too much attention to myself thanks to the maids here." She gestures to her plain, gray outfit.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #317 on: May 03, 2010, 12:11:03 AM »
"I'd like to pick up the best sword for the lowest price; 250 isn't exactly a fortune, but it should get me some sort of sharpened piece of metal. Armor for under my clothing would be nice as well. Can't think of too much to spend 250 on, but I'm sure it should be out of my pockets rather than rotting there." Noting the cat watching his movement intently, he somewhat uncomfortably breaks his gaze from it, speaking to Alcy now, "So I suppose I'm going with you, then. I should help you not get noticed as well." He indicates down to his pink robe.

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #318 on: May 03, 2010, 01:21:38 AM »
Teo, still looking kind of mystified, pays more attention to his fellow PC's "I think I'll go to the market as well, I need to find some new annulats." Seeing his compatriots blank looks, he elaborates. "A kind of razor-edged throwing hoop. Like a frisbee of death."

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Re: Campaign Thread
« Reply #319 on: May 03, 2010, 01:31:33 AM »
When I get my cash I can probably give some out. I doubt I can find anything useful for me, but I don't have anything better to do.
[spoiler] :twitch :twitch Just be glad the voice can hear what I hear with read thoughts. That would be bad right now. Also Ceusharath will likely skip reading the elf maid's thoughts for a long time.
@Robbypants: I have read your characters thoughts. It's just a safety measure.[/spoiler]
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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