Ooze Riding

[bearsarebrown]

mine is 7 jars buried on atropius.

[Anklebite]

mine is 7 jars buried on atropius.

I "teleport object"-ed my jar onto the royal fireplace mantle of a king, swapping it with a cremation jar.

[skydragonknight]

mine is 7 jars buried on atropius.

I "teleport object"-ed my jar onto the royal fireplace mantle of a king, swapping it with a cremation jar.

I can think of at least five anime characters who would accidentally destroy the jar. Three of them wear a maid's uniform.

[Anklebite]

mine is 7 jars buried on atropius.

I "teleport object"-ed my jar onto the royal fireplace mantle of a king, swapping it with a cremation jar.

I can think of at least five anime characters who would accidentally destroy the jar. Three of them wear a maid's uniform.

luckily, most games send flying boots at people who show up wanting to play an anime maid. besides, jar is obviously magically enhanced and reinforced. cast hardening and such, maybe also inside an outer shell.

[Jelvoden]

hmm...Could a halfling lich ride around in an ooze that has filled the innards of an iron golem?  It'd be like iron...halfman.

You could call it Ayanami Rei. Though, that would probably elicit a volley of rulebooks.

[skydragonknight]

luckily, most games send flying boots at people who show up wanting to play an anime maid. besides, jar is obviously magically enhanced and reinforced. cast hardening and such, maybe also inside an outer shell.

Just saying that the more important looking the jar, the more likely some clumsy maid will find some way to break it. Though at least it's safer there than in a tavern...Drunken Masters and all.

[nijineko]

apply fiendish or celestial to the ooze and it gains a 3 int, just enough for class levels. give it monk or barbarian levels for increased speed and some laughs. kung fu ooze. not strictly easy to pull off, but still, fun for gm.

[skydragonknight]

Isn't there a template for oozes in dungeonscape?

[Havok4]

Isn't there a template for oozes in dungeonscape?

Sentry ooze, and it does give the ooze an int score.

[Anklebite]

apply fiendish or celestial to the ooze and it gains a 3 int, just enough for class levels. give it monk or barbarian levels for increased speed and some laughs. kung fu ooze. not strictly easy to pull off, but still, fun for gm.

kung fooze?

[Nunkuruji]

Isn't there a template for oozes in dungeonscape?

Sentry ooze, and it does give the ooze an int score.

Now I'm thinking of Phalanx Ooze from Demon's Souls....

[Prime32]

There is a whole category of porn for this.

[Anklebite]

There is a whole category of porn for this.

we know.

there is porn of everything, and everything is someone's fetish. no real point in bringing it up. 

[skydragonknight]

Needs more Supermount. Lots of HD for feats and Mounted Combat = Ride check instead of Ooze AC.

[Frost Wolf]

One of the Tome of Horrors has an ooze that likes to pretend that it is mead, and attacks from the inside out.

 

[The_Mad_Linguist]

One of my phylacteries is stored in a Chronicles of Amber game.

Who would check there?  Nobody, that's who.

[Anklebite]

one of mine's is stored in a safe deposit box in Dis. totally worth the cost.

[CustosTheFluffy]

Could throw sentry ooze on a conflagration ooze which already hassome pretty decent stats, including an intelligence. Then we could go with some classes.

[nijineko]

summoning ooze might be fun. ^^ psudeonatural ooze is sorta redundant....

[Littha]

Last phylactery I had was a tarot card slipped into a deck of many things that the PCs gained at the start of the adventure... it was the five of swords...