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The Joy of D&D
« on: June 18, 2008, 02:18:07 PM »

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 02:39:55 PM »
Infinite oregano! How did I missed that?!?  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 04:20:01 PM »
...PURE BRILLIANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great!  It's so delicious and moist.

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 04:39:22 PM »
...Cheddar? 

I don't believe I've ever used cheddar for my macaroni and cheese in my life.  You're telling me now that I haven't been making macaroni and cheese all these years?

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
Look, the cheese doesn't matter!  What's important is that there's no conversational guide!  OBVIOUSLY the publishers hate REAL chefs and REAL meals!
Anyway, this cake is great!  It's so delicious and moist.

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 06:39:54 PM »
...of course, they overlooked one.

"What do you mean, you're not buying the new edition of the cookbook!?  What do you mean, it's not suited to your style of cooking!?  You can't know that!  It's clearly superior to old cookbooks!  The old cookbooks sucked!    Anyone who thinks they can cook well with the old cookbooks is wrong!  Wrongbadcooking!"

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 07:42:13 PM »
INFINITE OREGANO!!!  LOL!  How can the designers miss such an obvious loophole.  Especially when they got cooking optimizers to go over the recipes before publishing. 

Seriously - does the picture of the poster make anyone wonder if George Harrison has come back from the dead and is now posting RPG Forum satire?  God works in mysterious ways....
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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 08:29:50 PM »
Awesome !

Maybe that should go into the Posting Guidelines : before you post, consider what you would be saying if you were talking about recipes.
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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 08:57:16 PM »
I'm surprised no one is arguing how if you start by heating a dish in the microwave that it's munchkin cooking to cross-cook in the conventional oven in order to brown and crisp it.
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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 04:59:59 PM »
I'm surprised no one is arguing how if you start by heating a dish in the microwave that it's munchkin cooking to cross-cook in the conventional oven in order to brown and crisp it.


That's because cross-cooking was unbalanced.  In order to ensure perfect cooking balance, you must now use the microwave for the entire duration of cooking.  However, in order to provide options, you are permitted to take knobs from the conventional oven and glue them to the microwave.

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 03:19:09 AM »
I laughed so hard at this, I just have no idea what to add. Pure win.
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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 06:10:15 PM »
Yeah, I'm glad they fixed the cross-cooking rules...  The toaster/crockpot/microwave/oven dish was too good and too complicated.

My new oven dish has some toaster elements, but I can't wait for them to release the new rules for the crock pot.  I'll just have to hold off on my awesome crock pot dish-gish until it comes out. :smirk

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 07:43:45 PM »

That's because cross-cooking was unbalanced.  In order to ensure perfect cooking balance, you must now use the microwave for the entire duration of cooking.  However, in order to provide options, you are permitted to take knobs from the conventional oven and glue them to the microwave.

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Re: The Joy of D&D
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 08:34:00 PM »
This guy knows too much not to be an "insider". He obviously hangs around on the CO board. So 'fess up. Who is it? Tshern?
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