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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #340 on: May 24, 2010, 12:36:40 PM »
They look too unconscious to interrogate.


I don't know why, but this made me laugh hard  :lol

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #341 on: May 24, 2010, 02:34:26 PM »
They look too unconscious to interrogate.


I don't know why, but this made me laugh hard  :lol

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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #342 on: May 25, 2010, 01:05:24 PM »
"Then let me answer your question with a question: How did he get knocked out if he killed the only other person in the room?"
Obviously, he slipped on the blood or stumbled over the body and hit his head.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #343 on: May 25, 2010, 03:51:06 PM »
Perhaps an odd question... how much does everyone weigh?
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #344 on: May 25, 2010, 04:09:14 PM »
With gear? 220 lb. With chickens? Hard to say!
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #345 on: May 25, 2010, 04:53:49 PM »
Perhaps an odd question... how much does everyone weigh?
Nothing, or as much as a set of mithril full plate, I guess...
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #346 on: May 25, 2010, 05:11:54 PM »
Perfect! I can turn some chickens into zombies (bringing them up to one d12 hit dice instead of 1/2 d8) and then Rebuke them to control them.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #347 on: May 25, 2010, 05:15:17 PM »
Perfect! I can turn some chickens into zombies (bringing them up to one d12 hit dice instead of 1/2 d8) and then Rebuke them to control them.
And that's how the end of the world began... Not with a bang, but with a cluck.
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #348 on: May 25, 2010, 05:30:30 PM »
Perfect! I can turn some chickens into zombies (bringing them up to one d12 hit dice instead of 1/2 d8) and then Rebuke them to control them.
And that's how the end of the world began... Not with a bang, but with a cluck.
About clucking time.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #349 on: May 26, 2010, 02:39:31 PM »
Just realised that I have enough spare gp on my sheet to get a lesser truedeath weapon crystal (grants attacks the ghost touch quality). I kinda overlooked that hole in my offensive capabilities since the Ghost Hunter feat grants it at lv11.

Would it be okay to add it to my sheet now? If not, can I add it after this battle? EDIT: Since the thing we're fighting isn't incorporeal, I'm going to assume it's okay.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2010, 03:00:47 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #350 on: May 26, 2010, 03:02:12 PM »
After, sure.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #351 on: May 26, 2010, 08:15:48 PM »
Just realised that Fistbeard is practically purpose-built to kill me.
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Adhesive (Ex): A mimic exudes a thick slime that acts as a powerful adhesive, holding fast any creatures or items that touch it. An adhesive-covered mimic automatically grapples any creature it hits with its slam attack. Opponents so grappled cannot get free while the mimic is alive without removing the adhesive first.

A weapon that strikes an adhesive-coated mimic is stuck fast unless the wielder succeeds on a DC 16 Reflex save. A successful DC 16 Strength check is needed to pry it off.

Strong alcohol dissolves the adhesive, but the mimic still can grapple normally. A mimic can dissolve its adhesive at will, and the substance breaks down 5 rounds after the creature dies.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #352 on: May 26, 2010, 10:51:00 PM »
Just realised that Fistbeard is practically purpose-built to kill me.
:lmao
[spoiler]
A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #353 on: May 27, 2010, 04:13:26 PM »
So, I'm entitled to five 1st-level followers (assuming no Reputation modifiers). Any ideas on stuff that might be useful? They must use NPC classes (though that rule doesn't seem to appear in the SRD ???).
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 04:16:29 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #354 on: May 27, 2010, 04:26:56 PM »
So, I'm entitled to five 1st-level followers (assuming no Reputation modifiers). Any ideas on stuff that might be useful? They must use NPC classes (though that rule doesn't seem to appear in the SRD ???).
Iaijutsu Focus Experts, or Adepts for spellcasting.
Alternatively, take a look at some Savage Species Monster Classes. Air Elemental, for example, gives a fly speed of 100 ft. (perfect) right at first level.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #355 on: May 27, 2010, 05:00:12 PM »
So, I'm entitled to five 1st-level followers (assuming no Reputation modifiers). Any ideas on stuff that might be useful? They must use NPC classes (though that rule doesn't seem to appear in the SRD ???).
A lot of the rules on followers got lost when they transitioned to 3.5, I think.

My vote is for a hairy spider adept, who becomes her own familiar at level 2.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #356 on: May 27, 2010, 05:13:49 PM »
A lot of the rules on followers got lost when they transitioned to 3.5, I think.
Nah, I started with 3.5. Definitely there, just not in the SRD.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2010, 07:00:58 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #357 on: May 28, 2010, 04:32:13 AM »
I mean the SRD website lost them...
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #358 on: May 28, 2010, 02:55:26 PM »
Ghoul fever eh? I feel sorry for all you Humanoids right now. :p
Okay, I realise it's not normal ghoul fever...
« Last Edit: May 28, 2010, 02:58:16 PM by Prime32 »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #359 on: May 28, 2010, 05:34:07 PM »
Ghoul fever eh? I feel sorry for all you Humanoids right now. :p
Okay, I realise it's not normal ghoul fever...

I'm technically a Humanoid due to all the templates and other such effects on my character, but I'm immune to disease thanks to my Living Construct suit of armor. So suck it, Undead! :P