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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #280 on: May 05, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »
Ok...  I don't quite understand. Isn't there a contradiction here?

there's been practically no change in traffic (insofar as the traffic hasn't changed; that is, the people living here appear to be working normally) in the past week, let alone the past four days.
"None of the workers are accounted for here at present. The only one that seems to be noted is... at the administrator's office."
So... the logs don't show any workers? The only person on there is this one person who got in and didn't leave? Right? What does the first bolded part mean, then?

Do the logs show when the other people (aside from the person in the office) last were here? And did they all leave at once, or one at a time? How did they leave? Etc...


And while we're in the computer... how about we see if we can figure out what the defensive abilities of this building (and plane?) are? And see if we can use them for ourselves, or at least disable them...


I think so; otherwise warlocks who use that bat swarm invocation would be stuck for the full duration.
Well... not really. Just because it isn't a free action doesn't mean it is impossible to dismiss it. I think it is likely a standard action, just like dismissing a spell.

No, there isn't.  :p

What was meant is that according to the logs, nothing strange is going on. Everyone is as should be.

However, at the present moment, none of the workers are in the building - only this one guy who never made it out.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #281 on: May 06, 2010, 04:05:08 AM »
actually, his prime function will be to look awesome and act as a movable jukebox for playing our Intro Music  :p

So wouldn't it be better to name him "DJ Optimus Doom"? I think that's got a nice ring to it. :D

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #282 on: May 06, 2010, 08:50:12 AM »
Not how I envisioned him.  :p
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #283 on: May 06, 2010, 09:08:34 AM »
Yeah...but hearing the words in that picture in my mind as voiced by Peter Cullen is just too cool!

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #284 on: May 06, 2010, 02:22:40 PM »
What was meant is that according to the logs, nothing strange is going on. Everyone is as should be.

However, at the present moment, none of the workers are in the building - only this one guy who never made it out.
So... the computer thinks everyone is supposed to be gone? How can nothing strange be going on and yet everyone that is supposed to be working here is not?

Or are they not supposed to be in here?

Sorry if I'm being obtuse. I just don't see how those two things aren't contradictory, unless no one is supposed to be in this building. And the log is just for this building? Or the entire "farm"?
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #285 on: May 06, 2010, 02:29:41 PM »
Let's see if I've got it... The computer system thinks that the workers are still coming and going as normal (no change in traffic over the past week or so), but is only showing that one person is actually in the building?

I think the question is that if the computer thinks the workers are still working, where does the computer think they are?

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #286 on: May 06, 2010, 02:30:07 PM »
The way I'm reading it, the logs and surveillance are showing contradictory data- the logs say everything's fine, surveillance doesn't show anything. Is this anywhere near correct?
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #287 on: May 06, 2010, 02:48:38 PM »
Let's see if I've got it... The computer system thinks that the workers are still coming and going as normal (no change in traffic over the past week or so), but is only showing that one person is actually in the building?

I think the question is that if the computer thinks the workers are still working, where does the computer think they are?

Your first assumption is correct.

However, this computer only keeps track of who has come and gone inside the building proper; it does not track the workers outside. So as of right now: everyone is outside, except for one guy who came in, and didn't come out.

He doesn't appear to be one of the workers, either.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #288 on: May 06, 2010, 04:41:28 PM »
actually, his prime function will be to look awesome and act as a movable jukebox for playing our Intro Music  :p

A Lyre of Building reflavored into a Jukebox, you mean?
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #289 on: May 06, 2010, 06:24:53 PM »
Beware the Chickens! They have more powerful minds than you think!
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #290 on: May 06, 2010, 06:36:35 PM »
Of course they have good will saves.  Many chickens have taken levels of cleric
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The Romans used chickens for oracles, both when flying ("ex avibus", Augury) and when feeding ("auspicium ex tripudiis", Alectryomancy). The hen ("gallina") gave a favourable omen ("auspicium ratum"), when appearing from the left (Cic.,de Div. ii.26), like the crow and the owl.

For the oracle "ex tripudiis" according to Cicero (Cic. de Div. ii.34), any bird could be used, but normally only chickens ("pulli") were consulted. The chickens were cared for by the pullarius, who opened their cage and fed them pulses or a special kind of soft cake when an augury was needed. If the chickens stayed in their cage, made noises ("occinerent"), beat their wings or flew away, the omen was bad; if they ate greedily, the omen was good.

In 249 BC, the Roman general Publius Claudius Pulcher had his chickens thrown overboard when they refused to feed before the battle of Drepana, saying "If they won't eat, perhaps they will drink." He promptly lost the battle against the Carthaginians and 93 Roman ships were sunk. Back in Rome, he was tried for impiety and heavily fined.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #291 on: May 06, 2010, 07:26:42 PM »
I'm seriously considering making it so EVERY bird is immune to possession in this campaign.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #292 on: May 06, 2010, 07:31:08 PM »
I'm seriously considering making it so EVERY bird is immune to possession in this campaign.
Gee... thanks...  :ahem
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #293 on: May 06, 2010, 07:33:37 PM »
I'm seriously considering making it so EVERY bird is immune to possession in this campaign.
Gee... thanks...  :ahem

Well, with the current track record, they'll just roll 20 anyways!  :lmao
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #294 on: May 07, 2010, 11:46:04 PM »
I could NOT post that with a straight face!
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #295 on: May 08, 2010, 03:46:55 AM »
I'll be out of town for the weekend and Monday and likely won't be online much if at all. Kuro can NPC Kyx if he wants.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #296 on: May 08, 2010, 07:54:58 AM »
I'll be out of town for the weekend and Monday and likely won't be online much if at all. Kuro can NPC Kyx if he wants.

Dangerous words to live by...
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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #297 on: May 11, 2010, 09:30:28 PM »
"It's probably not that important. Never mind."

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #298 on: May 11, 2010, 11:04:59 PM »
Nope.

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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #299 on: May 11, 2010, 11:22:06 PM »
I'm not DMing a level 50 game. :P
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.