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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1140 on: July 05, 2011, 06:48:19 AM »
A screen flashes open right in front of you all. A man in military uniform, apparently nearing his forties, sporting an eyepatch and a mustache looks each of you over.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1141 on: July 05, 2011, 02:30:46 PM »
Nah, more like this dude, actually.

Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1142 on: July 05, 2011, 03:27:14 PM »
...I guess I will stay with King Bradley's pic  :P

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1143 on: July 05, 2011, 05:01:13 PM »
King Bradley's too awesome for you guys to be talking to right now.

Wait until the world is about to end in a couple of weeks. Then he might write you a memo.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1144 on: July 05, 2011, 09:58:53 PM »
Geez. Seriously, public littering? Why is this man not dead yet?
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1145 on: July 05, 2011, 11:13:19 PM »
I almost forgot his two counts of "planeicide".

By the way, it IS possible to get both death AND life imprisonment convictions in this setting. Especially in the country the characters are in.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1146 on: July 05, 2011, 11:14:55 PM »
By the way, it IS possible to get both death AND life imprisonment convictions in this setting. Especially in the country the characters are in.
Surely that would be reserved for catfolk?
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1147 on: July 05, 2011, 11:15:59 PM »
By the way, it IS possible to get both death AND life imprisonment convictions in this setting. Especially in the country the characters are in.
Surely that would be reserved for catfolk?

It didn't occur to any of you to ask how someone can actually SERVE five death sentences, right?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1148 on: July 05, 2011, 11:34:53 PM »
By the way, it IS possible to get both death AND life imprisonment convictions in this setting. Especially in the country the characters are in.
Surely that would be reserved for catfolk?

It didn't occur to any of you to ask how someone can actually SERVE five death sentences, right?
Given the circumstances, it seemed quite plausible...
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1149 on: July 05, 2011, 11:39:53 PM »
I assumed Raise Dead.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1150 on: July 05, 2011, 11:41:59 PM »
Bingo.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1151 on: July 05, 2011, 11:49:50 PM »
Got a 32 on Know: Planes. What would I roll to know the guy (before I've heard his name or after)?
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1152 on: July 06, 2011, 12:08:15 AM »
Possibly your pick out of Know: Geography, local, Arcane or Religion. He gets around, and with a rapsheet that includes two planeicides, you've heard of him on the news. Of course, all you have to go on is his name.

Also, every single one of you knows that Habenalter is basically a prison demiplane that no one possibly has or CAN escape from, but you're not privy to specifics.

Phaedrus, if you'd like, Kyx can be an ex-inmate.  :D
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1153 on: July 06, 2011, 12:20:22 AM »
Habenalter is this world's equivalent of 1950's Alcatraz. It's a specifically built demiplane with only one way in or out. What they call a "prison" is actually little more than a holding facility: upon arrival, each prisoner is strip-searched, dispelled, killed within an antimagic field, and metaphysically imprisoned into orbs that contain their very souls. Each body is also disintegrated and scattered with a spell that sends each individual grain of dust to an alternate reality. The orbs themselves are reinforced with an alloy made of Riverine and Adamantine, and have a number of safeguards in place that destroy the orbs, and subsequently the souls, if the casing is breached by any means. Taking the orbs outside any strictly permitted zones also triggers the orbs' self-destruction.

The demiplane itself is the fast-forwarding time kind. Anyone not equipped with a specially designed amulet experiences time normally within, but upon return they will find they have been flung years, decades, centuries or even millennia forward in time.

Prisoner 'life' consists of being projected into a dreamscape that they can effectively 'live' in just like a regular prison... except that the whole thing is an illusion and even if they could force themselves to wake up, they would only sense they have no body to speak of and nothing to perceive. They have the same capabilities they did before imprisonment, but since the whole thing is an illusion, the guards are effectively invincible, and so on and forth.

The prison's administered by beings that spontaneously evolved from the creation of the demiplane itself and who are, themselves, ageless. They literally cannot die of natural causes or disease, and even if they did, that's how they reproduce.


Sounds like a combination of The Matrix and the wormhole from DS9... turned into a prison. That's awesome. :D
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 12:24:23 AM by PhaedrusXY »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1154 on: July 06, 2011, 12:51:39 AM »
Did Kyx mean to call my character by his old identity? If so that could be interesting for side-plot, since I'm not sure he's ever called himself anything other than Talon. :)

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1155 on: July 06, 2011, 01:02:30 AM »
Did Kyx mean to call my character by his old identity? If so that could be interesting for side-plot, since I'm not sure he's ever called himself anything other than Talon. :)
Sorry... no. If you want to work that into something, we could, though.  ;) I couldn't remember your character's name, and looked at your sheet instead of previous posts. :P I can edit it if you want, or we can say Kyx somehow read his mind or whatever (or maybe *voices* told him /shrug). Weren't they speaking telepathically to each other at one point or something?
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1156 on: July 06, 2011, 01:12:59 AM »
Possibly, though it could have something to do with Talon's connection to dragons and the like. Or maybe they just got to talking at some point. :P

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1157 on: July 13, 2011, 03:18:33 PM »
"We actually have better adventurers for a bait job. Some EXPEL armors, even. Trust me, what you're about to do is pretty par for the course for someone of your level." Commander Jane noted with a slight cough.
My spider senses are tingling. I cast Detect Bullshit. Oh wait... crap. I didn't take that as a spell known. :P
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1158 on: July 13, 2011, 04:06:09 PM »
Detect Bullshit is a banned spell, you use Sense Motive for that instead.  :lol
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Out of character Shit.
« Reply #1159 on: July 13, 2011, 04:16:35 PM »
Detect Bullshit is a banned spell, you use Sense Motive for that instead.  :lol
Kyx is a lot better at dishing out bullshit than he is at detecting it. I'll let someone else do that. :P

Edit: Ah what the hell, I might get lucky: 1d20+4=14
« Last Edit: July 13, 2011, 05:12:18 PM by PhaedrusXY »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]