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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #100 on: August 02, 2010, 10:59:59 AM »
Another thing I could add is Dread Necromancer, and it looks like I'm going to get that chance!  :plotting
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #101 on: August 02, 2010, 09:24:41 PM »
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #102 on: August 03, 2010, 06:32:20 PM »
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for some reason that last caused the unpleasant thought of taking the brachiation feat and exotic weapon proficiency: poop flinging. oh, yeah, it's cause i was reading randomly in the manga/anime threads....
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #103 on: August 03, 2010, 06:46:47 PM »
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #104 on: August 03, 2010, 11:06:05 PM »
Raptorian (or other medium-sized or smaller creature that can fly) dive-attack specialist with a lance, and gear allowing for limited teleportation to a specific homing item.
My friend would play some kind of giant specializing in throwing. Said giant would carry the homing item for the teleportation item.

The goal of these two characters? We get a guy whose primary offense is throwing a returning lawn dart lanceman. I dunno if there are any rules that would actually grant us any sort of benefit for this concept, but it'd be hilarious to play.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #105 on: August 03, 2010, 11:40:18 PM »
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #106 on: August 03, 2010, 11:53:51 PM »
A Tome Pumpkin King also looks hella fun.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2010, 01:38:50 AM »
one of these days I want to play a Pumpkin King/Lurker in the Swarm that fills his pumpkin bombs with undead bees...

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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2010, 05:29:21 AM »
I want to play a Mithra lancer. (reskinned human TS dragoon, in other words).

Either that or a Swift Hunter with a bow of the Solars.

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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #109 on: August 06, 2010, 08:18:05 PM »
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2010, 08:27:08 PM »
In a modern-age game, a teen genius who got all the adult jokes on the children's shows he watched and is mentally scarred as a result.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2010, 08:54:41 PM »
A gnome defensive fighter under the effects of permanent reduce person.  He would ride a pit bull in full barding.  He would definitely need to have a spiked chain in his bags, as well as a blunderbuss.

A tiny tank vs a gargantuan dragon would be absolutely hilarious - not to mention the massive AC bonus you would get.

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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #112 on: August 06, 2010, 08:58:05 PM »
A gnome defensive fighter under the effects of permanent reduce person.  He would ride a pit bull in full barding.  He would definitely need to have a spiked chain in his bags, as well as a blunderbuss.

A tiny tank vs a gargantuan dragon would be absolutely hilarious - not to mention the massive AC bonus you would get.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #113 on: August 07, 2010, 03:26:44 AM »
Some sort of lycanthrope

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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #114 on: August 07, 2010, 05:18:51 PM »
I actually might get a chance to play two things off my list as a single character: A Pixie (half-LA but no buyoff) Worldthought Medic (From Dreamscarred Press a.k.a. Tempest Stormwind's group).
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #115 on: August 07, 2010, 11:42:24 PM »
A Swashbuckler 3/Paladin 3 in an e6 game. The character's name will be Errol Flynn.
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On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #116 on: August 08, 2010, 04:46:52 AM »
I just got the desire to play a glitter-laced sunscreen wearing, flame thrower and flare gun wielding, molotov cocktail throwing Assamite who follows the Via Diabolos in VtM.

It would be epic. Sparkling Vampires have never been so badass.

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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2010, 06:50:22 AM »
I've been pondering for weeks, the idea of a Gestalt: Binder//Dread Necromancer......... :drool
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #118 on: August 08, 2010, 07:36:35 AM »
I just got the desire to play a glitter-laced sunscreen wearing, flame thrower and flare gun wielding, molotov cocktail throwing Assamite who follows the Via Diabolos in VtM.

It would be epic. Sparkling Vampires Vampire wannabes have never been so badass.
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Re: That one thing you want to play.
« Reply #119 on: August 08, 2010, 07:45:45 AM »
hm, good point, but the point is to actually be a vampire that's basically just trolling his kin...

On that note, who's the artist on the second? the style is familiar.


and honestly it should have been "Sparkling Vampires have never been real vampires before"

I'd also like to state for the record that I feel like a horrible person anytime my mind legitimizes that crap, even in perverse mocking ways...
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