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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2011, 09:14:09 AM »
Use its blood and water from the river styx breathweapon? That's horrible and disgusting. It makes me want a shower...

Elder Evils 101 Irthicax Vane is a purple human Monk 17. He is running away like a girl or something. Purple beard makes it even sillier.
He has a beard case and point.

You know what a silly monster is Aboreth its a fish no its a squid no its a transvesite style fish
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2011, 12:29:31 PM »
Their mucus turns you into one, they have psionic powers that aren't too shabby, and in several cosmologies they take over/nearly take over. They royally screw FR, for instance.

Humans aren't just silly, they are ludicrous. Free skill points, bonus feat, favored class: any, and no stat penalties. Sure, they're one of the most numerous species in any world, but that's just simply silly for such a superrace.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2011, 01:56:50 PM »
Humans aren't silly.  That bonus feat can be used for anything.  Also, they can take Able Learner, when other races can't.

If you want to see a silly monster, look at the Grey Jester (HoH).  It's basically a clown that makes you... sad.  Stupid!
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2011, 02:03:19 PM »
Already covered pages back
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »
Oh well.  Someone else can list one, then.
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2011, 07:35:04 PM »
Elves. If ever there were a Mary-Sue race...
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #66 on: March 25, 2011, 03:44:58 PM »
not silly .... it would be cool as hell to be able to just chill-out for hundreds of years on end ... and I could get so much done by only having to sleep half as much.

Silly: Arrowhawk.  I mean, how many wings does this things need?  I seriously doubt that it should even be physically possible.

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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2011, 11:12:01 PM »
Silly: Arrowhawk.  I mean, how many wings does this things need?  I seriously doubt that it should even be physically possible.
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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2011, 01:52:58 AM »
Nice, The_Mad_Linguist

wheres the silly?

silly: the Lamia, how does it drain Wisdom?

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Re: Silly Monster is not Silly
« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2011, 05:49:33 AM »
just like every other creature than drains ability scores -- it just does (*note: the exceptions to this rule are the cool ones ... but they are just that -- exceptions).

Silly:
gibbering mouther ... what? did Picasso have a really bad LSD trip?  this thing is just one quick move from splattering apart.

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If you stop ignoring 289 pages telling what the intent is to stretch "more power" in your own god complexion of your interpretation trumps all to cover ability adjustments from aging then I will ignore a quarter page of rules that exist within a sidebar.
I think in this case the grammar is less important than whether the Str and Dex bonus provided to your created undead scales.

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