Sneaky Template

[Anklebite]

Chameleon Template from Underdark is +1, gives a +10 racial bonus to Hide checks, +4 to Move Silently, climb speed equal to 1/2 fastest non-flying speed (if only flying, the climb speed of 10 ft), and 10ft reach on touch attacks only.  Not bad for a stealthy character.

wraithstrike?

To be a little more specific, it's a tongue with 10 foot reach that can be used to deliver touch attacks.  Sorry, but I think Wraithstrike is a no-go.

Stormgaurd Warrior might have some fun, though...

source of stormguard warrior?

tome of battle, it's a tactical feat. for each attack you forgo in a round, you can make a touch attack. each touch attack that lands gives you +5 damage vs that foe in the next round, and the next round only.

[Hijax]

Chameleon Template from Underdark is +1, gives a +10 racial bonus to Hide checks, +4 to Move Silently, climb speed equal to 1/2 fastest non-flying speed (if only flying, the climb speed of 10 ft), and 10ft reach on touch attacks only.  Not bad for a stealthy character.

wraithstrike?

To be a little more specific, it's a tongue with 10 foot reach that can be used to deliver touch attacks.  Sorry, but I think Wraithstrike is a no-go.

Stormgaurd Warrior might have some fun, though...

source of stormguard warrior?

tome of battle, it's a tactical feat. for each attack you forgo in a round, you can make a touch attack. each touch attack that lands gives you +5 damage vs that foe in the next round, and the next round only.

ok, know what?
this mental image is disturbing.

[Anklebite]

Chameleon Template from Underdark is +1, gives a +10 racial bonus to Hide checks, +4 to Move Silently, climb speed equal to 1/2 fastest non-flying speed (if only flying, the climb speed of 10 ft), and 10ft reach on touch attacks only.  Not bad for a stealthy character.

wraithstrike?

To be a little more specific, it's a tongue with 10 foot reach that can be used to deliver touch attacks.  Sorry, but I think Wraithstrike is a no-go.

Stormgaurd Warrior might have some fun, though...

source of stormguard warrior?

tome of battle, it's a tactical feat. for each attack you forgo in a round, you can make a touch attack. each touch attack that lands gives you +5 damage vs that foe in the next round, and the next round only.

ok, know what?
this mental image is disturbing.

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

[Rymosrac]

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

What you did there. I see it. And I approve.

[Hijax]

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

What you did there. I see it. And I approve.

know what? i wanna make a build around this.

[Rymosrac]

My last character was a female lesser tiefling with the chameleon template.

don't judge me.

[Paradox]

Let me see if I am getting this correct, because I think I am confused.

The Chameleon template gives you 10ft reach, even if it's only usable for touch attacks.
Wraithstrike makes all your melee attacks into touch attacks.
Can you make a full attack, while using wraithstrike, at the 10ft reach?

[Havok4]

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

This is the funniest thing I have read in about the last month, good work.

[Anklebite]

Let me see if I am getting this correct, because I think I am confused.

The Chameleon template gives you 10ft reach, even if it's only usable for touch attacks.
Wraithstrike makes all your melee attacks into touch attacks.
Can you make a full attack, while using wraithstrike, at the 10ft reach?

apparently, yes, but it is with your tongue. therefor, unarmed attacks would have 10ft reach, while weapon attacks would not.


and to those praising my work, thank you.  it was fun to write.

[The_Mad_Linguist]

mouthpicks solves issues using weapons.

[Anklebite]

mouthpicks solves issues using weapons.

not really, those replace bite attacks, not tongue attacks.

[kurashu]

            

That is all.

[Hijax]

Let me see if I am getting this correct, because I think I am confused.

The Chameleon template gives you 10ft reach, even if it's only usable for touch attacks.
Wraithstrike makes all your melee attacks into touch attacks.
Can you make a full attack, while using wraithstrike, at the 10ft reach?

apparently, yes, but it is with your tongue. therefor, unarmed attacks would have 10ft reach, while weapon attacks would not.


and to those praising my work, thank you.  it was fun to write.

Unarmed sworsage

This will be the most hilarious build idea ever.

[McPoyo]

PC: I shall initiate my ultimate attack sequence! AVALANCHE OF BLADES!

-licklicklickslurpslrplililillearch-

opponent: I-...I feel violated....

PC: belt of battle! TIME STANDS STILL!

lililrishprshlkcsplurtsquechslouoorp

opponent: PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY!

next round

PC: daimond nightmare blade!

opponent: thank the gods!

This is the funniest thing I have read in about the last month, good work.

Lickiiiiiiiii...


 

...Yeah, I went there.

[Anklebite]

Let me see if I am getting this correct, because I think I am confused.

The Chameleon template gives you 10ft reach, even if it's only usable for touch attacks.
Wraithstrike makes all your melee attacks into touch attacks.
Can you make a full attack, while using wraithstrike, at the 10ft reach?

apparently, yes, but it is with your tongue. therefor, unarmed attacks would have 10ft reach, while weapon attacks would not.


and to those praising my work, thank you.  it was fun to write.

Unarmed sworsage

This will be the most hilarious build idea ever.

why yes, yes it would.  I personally was thinking of using shocking grasp on the tongue attacks(avalanche+time stands still stromguard touch attacks should still trigger shocking grasp, right? just find a touch attack spell that can be used multiple times around with a single weapon, and tack it onto the tonguing build).

...Yeah, I went there.

was only a matter of time. 

[The_Mad_Linguist]

Hidden Talent: Glory Tongue

[Hijax]

Hidden Talent: Glory Tongue

Awesome, but liable to getting hacked into pieces.