Dirty Trick Handbook II, or how to force your DM to attack you without a save.

[SorO_Lost]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

[Kuroimaken]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

[Kuroimaken]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

[McPoyo]

Stuff Here

This is another perfect example of how to make your DM attack you without a save...

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

[PlzBreakMyCampaign]

Spontaneous caster enters Sandshaper and PsyRefs to different spells known.\


Text to support this
[spoiler]

The subject can also choose to forget powers it acquired when advancing to its current level, replacing them with new ones.

...these spells become available to you like any other spell you know...

[/spoiler]

It's like Elf + DCFS but for spells known!

Congrats, you just earned a spot in my DHBFixes thread.

In fact its so awesome (like everything else sandshaper), I'm considering leaving it unfixed. If you don't have access to knowing your regular 9th level spells, can you reformat them into other 9th levels?

Also I'm entering the phasm's borked alter self from emy's compendium and fixing it. For the record I did not troll hers. Though she can't say she... nm

[Kuroimaken]

Spontaneous caster enters Sandshaper and PsyRefs to different spells known.\


Text to support this
[spoiler]

The subject can also choose to forget powers it acquired when advancing to its current level, replacing them with new ones.

...these spells become available to you like any other spell you know...

[/spoiler]

It's like Elf + DCFS but for spells known!

Congrats, you just earned a spot in my DHBFixes thread.

In fact its so awesome (like everything else sandshaper), I'm considering leaving it unfixed. If you don't have access to knowing your regular 9th level spells, can you reformat them into other 9th levels?

Also I'm entering the phasm's borked alter self from emy's compendium and fixing it. For the record I did not troll hers. Though she can't say the... nm

Yikes. At the cost of 1 4th-level spell, change into anything up to size large. That's... pretty borked. 

[Solo]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.[/quote]

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

[/quote]
we reached that point a long time ago.

[Kuroimaken]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.
[/quote]*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

[McPoyo]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

[Kuroimaken]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

Activate my trap card, why don't you?

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg

Activate my trap card, why don't you?

I didn't actually like that anime, for some reason. yet I cannot escape people quoting it.

[bearsarebrown]

\
In fact its so awesome (like everything else sandshaper), I'm considering leaving it unfixed. If you don't have access to knowing your regular 9th level spells, can you reformat them into other 9th levels?\

I'm honored. And no, you cannot.

[SorO_Lost]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg

Activate my trap card, why don't you?

I didn't actually like that anime, for some reason. yet I cannot escape people quoting it.

I spelled site wrong.

[Anklebite]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg

Activate my trap card, why don't you?

I didn't actually like that anime, for some reason. yet I cannot escape people quoting it.

I spelled site wrong.

As if internet posters actually worried about morality.

[Kuroimaken]

Edgeworth begs to differ.

I counterpoint thusly.

I object to your counterpoint!

I have a rather obvious objection to that one.

Order! I will have order!

Mmmh tea.

yes, tea is nice.

But whips are bitter.

...and now all I can think about is amusing combinations of whips and tea.  whipped cream might have to be a factor.

Whos your papa?

apperently a guy named crusher. thematic, is it not?

Herr Chords of Steel requests the stand. I CAN SEE YOU TWITCH!

you make a valid point.

I believe we are in agreement, then.

apperently this quote pyramid makes DMs attack us without a save. cool.

Clearly we have reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us.

we reached that point a long time ago.

*insert joke about quotamid and penis growth here* Now can we get back on topic?

huh, it appears that solo's latent /quote trap has gotten you.

youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg

Activate my trap card, why don't you?

I didn't actually like that anime, for some reason. yet I cannot escape people quoting it.

I spelled site wrong.

As if internet posters actually worried about morality.

Without morality, we are undone.