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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2010, 10:13:45 AM »
i see where this is going...

[spoiler]yo dawg, i heard you like hippos


awakened hippo / were hippo / hippo paragon[/spoiler]
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2010, 11:26:30 AM »
when is it not longer a hippo?
Those kind of questions always devolve into RAW vs RAI arguments :P

How much hippo could a hippo hippo before it hippos?
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2010, 02:13:40 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQkOMIouf6U
hippo suit is yay, watch all 5 parts
Wow, that dude is fkn nuts.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2010, 02:28:17 PM »
Nah, give them Gape of the Serpent and use prestidigitation to turn them different colours.

Nope, prestidigitation can't do that to living material (unless hippos are haired). However if you allow Farmhand (created by a guy who created a ****ing campaign setting, so while not first party...) you could.

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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2010, 02:29:30 PM »
Nah, give them Gape of the Serpent and use prestidigitation to turn them different colours.

Nope, prestidigitation can't do that to living material (unless hippos are haired). However if you allow Farmhand (created by a guy who created a ****ing campaign setting, so while not first party...) you could.
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2010, 02:35:56 PM »
hippos have hair, not a lot...

i dont recall presti not being able to color skin.
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2010, 02:38:52 PM »
Why not color the nasty pink sunscreen sweat they excrete?

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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #67 on: January 07, 2010, 04:03:32 PM »
Nah, give them Gape of the Serpent and use prestidigitation to turn them different colours.

Nope, prestidigitation can't do that to living material (unless hippos are haired). However if you allow Farmhand (created by a guy who created a ****ing campaign setting, so while not first party...) you could.
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Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: KILLER HIPPOS
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2010, 02:19:15 PM »
Since we're talking about hippos, this will actually be on topic.

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