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All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« on: December 30, 2009, 05:45:34 AM »
60% of that board

I couldn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes while I read this. Just sharing the love over here. Its already locked - even the locking message is funny. I fixed up most of it for ya'll below

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[Spoiler]I am here to protest the endless wave of go-nowhere, do-nothing threads

Here are the thread topics that seriously need to die:

Monks Suck, Why?
Aliases:
    * Let's Fix the Monk
    * Monks Are Actually the Best Class
    * Ways to Get a Monk to Kill a Wizard
    * I Like Playing as a Monk!
    * Melee Classes Can't Have Nice Things

Fighters Suck, Why?
Aliases:
    * Let's Fix the Fighter
    * Fighters Are Actually the Best Class, But They Have Kept it a Secret for the Past 10 Years
    * Ways to Get a Fighter to Kill a Wizard
    * I Like Playing as a Fighter!
    * Non-Casters Can't Have Nice Things

Wizards Rule, Why?
Aliases:
    * Let's Nerf the Wizard
    * Wizards are Broken & Must be Nerfed
    * I Love Wizards
    * I Hate Wizards
    * Wizards are Invincible
    * Ways to Fix the Wizard
    * Ways to Break the Wizard
    * Wizards Are Actually a Lame Class, But They Have Kept it a Secret for the Past 10 Years
    * Wizards Can Be Beaten by Using the Following Cheese
    * Stupid Stunts that a Only a Wizard is Allowed to Do

Alignments are Crazy!
Aliases:
    * Alignments are Stupid
    * Alignments are a Straightjacket on Roleplay
    * Alignments are Actually Useful
    * A Different Take on Alignments
    * Ways to Fix the Alignment System
    * A New Way to Argue About Alignments
    * Alignments of Real-Life People Than Can Never Be Agreed Upon
    * Alignments of Fictional People In Media that Don't Use Alignments
    * Yet Another Pointless Alignment Thread
    * Debating Alignments is Totally a Worthwhile Thing to Do
    * Are You Blue in the Face Yet? No? Then Let's Talk About Alignments

Past Edition vs. Other Edition: Which Would Win in a Fight?
Aliases:
    * Edition Fight!
    * The Edition That I'm Used To Is Superior to the Edition That You're Used To
    * Let's Set the Internet on Fire
    * We Should Argue Until the Thread Gets Locked
    * Anyone Up for Flaming Each Other Until One or More of Us Gets Banned?
    * A Cool New Way to Rack Up Some Infraction Points
    * What's the Difference Between This Edition & That Edition?
    * I'm Thinking About Playing This Edition, Please Kill Each Other Trying to Convince Me That I'm Playing the Right One
    * Uncivil Edition Debate #386

Pun-Pun, What's That?
Aliases:
    * Has Anyone Heard of Pun-Pun?
    * How Do I Become Pun-Pun?
    * Help! My DM Won't Let Me Be Pun-Pun!
    * Pun-Pun vs. A Non-Pun-Pun
    * Things to Do When You're Pun-Pun
    * How to Fix Pun-Pun
    * Pun-Pun In Your Game
    * I've Made Pun-Pun a God in My Pantheon, And He Keeps My Players from Becoming Pun-Pun
    * Pun-Pun is Actually Unoptimized; Here's a Better Way to Gain Infinite Power By Ignoring RAW, RAI, RAP, & My DM's Screams
    * Pun-Pun Should Be, Like, Banned or Something

What Are These Tiers That Everyone is Talking About?
Aliases:
    * Class Tiers: What Are They?
    * Hey, Have You Guys Ever Heard of Class TIERS?
    * What's All This Tier Stuff About?
    * Tiers Are Meaningless
    * Tiers Are the End-All, Be-All of Class Debates
    * What Tier is This Class?
    * We Should Make Tiers for Prestige Classes!
    * We Should Make Tiers for Races!
    * Should Make Tiers for Feats!
    * Should Make Tiers for Editions!
    * Should Make Tiers for EVERYTHING!

Tome of Battle: What Do You Think?
Aliases:
    * ToB Sucks
    * ToB Rules
    * ToB is Overpowered
    * ToB Got Anime in My D&D
    * ToB: It's Wuxia, Not Anime
    * ToB: Who Cares?
    * ToB: Fixing Bad Classes By Replacing Bad Classes with Better Classes
    * What's Up With ToB?
    * I'm Curious About This ToB Thing...
    * ToB is a Great Way to Pick a Fight With Your DM
    * ToB: The Never Ending Debate
    * ToB: Back Again

Truenamer, What Wrong With This Class?
Aliases:
    * The Truenamer Sucks & Other Things That Were Debated to Death Years Ago
    * Samurai, What Wrong With This Class?
    * Commoner, What Wrong With This Class?
    * Are Feats Good?
    * Hey, I Just Discovered Some Game-Breaking Trick That Won't Really Work! Discuss!
    * I Have a Question About Some Topic That Was Discussed Last Week, But I Thought Everyone Would Like to Talk It Over Again
    * I'm Gonna Start a Thread About Something that Just HAD to Be Discussed Already, But I'm Too Lazy to Search for the Many Discussions About It[/spoiler]

The rest of the funny stuff before the lock:
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What the hell is Incarnum?
    * There's this Incarnum thing and I'm not getting it
    * Soulborn is the PWNZORZ!
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Should Anyone Allow Psionics?
    * OMG Broken : My 4th level Psion does 17d6 damage
    * Psionics are, like, way more balanced than Vancian casting
    * Yo kids, this awesome class makes a knife with its soul; is it broken?
    * Wilders are so too powerful. +6ML! wtf?

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You people should stop posting about things that I've already discussed
Aliases:
    * It doesn't matter if you missed out on the discussion the first time around.
    * Hey I think I can get X stat for Y bonus! Am I original?

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    * Help Me Design My World (I Offer No Content Myself)
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« Last Edit: December 30, 2009, 06:16:14 AM by PlzBreakMyCampaign »
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An interesting read, nice to see a civil discussion
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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2009, 06:08:20 AM »
60% of that board

I couldn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes while I read this. Just sharing the love over here. Its already locked - even the locking message is funny

Gotta love the draconian methods of the Giants...I won't dignify them with the term "draconic," being the Commander of a unit on D2 called the Sylvan Dragons, though with the exception of the Bozaks, the draconians all suck :P 

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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 09:35:15 AM »
I think I just saw like 80% of my 5 years at gleemax summarized in that one post.  :o
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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
Wizards Are Actually a Lame Class, But They Have Kept it a Secret for the Past 10 Years

 I mean totally, let's look at the facts here. They have 1d4 hit die and 1/2 BAB per level! You can't hit anybody with that!!! It gets worse too! If they decide to be smart and wear some, you know, armor into a dungeon, they can't cast their spells (which the only have 1 a day of)! If a pack of rats decide to swarm a Wizard he'd die in like 1/2 rounds because Wizards always go last because they put everything have into int lolz  :lmao

 Now let's look at their spells. Ghost sound? What are you going to do with a sound? Scare a hobgolin to death? How about acid splash? Oh! It doesn't work because they miss! And don't get me started on prestitgatationalism. I mean seriously, Jubilee is the most useless X-Men (X-Woman) of them all. Sparkles don't do anything. See, Wizard is the lamest class but they've kept it a secret for the past 10 years. They just like to hide behind all that Color Spray, Glitterdust, Cloudkill, Polymorph, Contact Other Plane, Flesh to Stone, Plane Shift, Polymorph Any Object, and Time Stop stupidity. Come on people, we have to realize what rules as played are.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2009, 02:44:23 PM by DerWille »

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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 02:42:14 PM »
Deepwarden.


No, seriously, I never want to see another Deepwarden thread in my life. I don't care where.

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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 02:49:10 PM »
I question whether this belongs in this subforum, as this really has nothing to do with minmaxing.  I doubly question if this thread belongs AT ALL due to it being an attempt to bash another forum.  I don't particularly care for the climate at GiantITP either, but that's not even on my list of concerns at all. 
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Re: All Giant in the Playground'ers Must See This
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 03:04:10 PM »
I question whether this belongs in this subforum, as this really has nothing to do with minmaxing.  I doubly question if this thread belongs AT ALL due to it being an attempt to bash another forum.

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