60% of that boardI couldn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes while I read this. Just sharing the love over here. Its already locked - even the locking message is funny. I fixed up most of it for ya'll below
Condensed Opening Post:[Spoiler]I am here to protest the endless wave of go-nowhere, do-nothing threads
Here are the thread topics that seriously need to die:Monks Suck, Why?Aliases:
* Let's Fix the Monk
* Monks Are Actually the Best Class
* Ways to Get a Monk to Kill a Wizard
* I Like Playing as a Monk!
* Melee Classes Can't Have Nice Things
Fighters Suck, Why?Aliases:
* Let's Fix the Fighter
* Fighters Are Actually the Best Class, But They Have Kept it a Secret for the Past 10 Years
* Ways to Get a Fighter to Kill a Wizard
* I Like Playing as a Fighter!
* Non-Casters Can't Have Nice Things
Wizards Rule, Why?Aliases:
* Let's Nerf the Wizard
* Wizards are Broken & Must be Nerfed
* I Love Wizards
* I Hate Wizards
* Wizards are Invincible
* Ways to Fix the Wizard
* Ways to Break the Wizard
* Wizards Are Actually a Lame Class, But They Have Kept it a Secret for the Past 10 Years
* Wizards Can Be Beaten by Using the Following Cheese
* Stupid Stunts that a Only a Wizard is Allowed to Do
Alignments are Crazy!Aliases:
* Alignments are Stupid
* Alignments are a Straightjacket on Roleplay
* Alignments are Actually Useful
* A Different Take on Alignments
* Ways to Fix the Alignment System
* A New Way to Argue About Alignments
* Alignments of Real-Life People Than Can Never Be Agreed Upon
* Alignments of Fictional People In Media that Don't Use Alignments
* Yet Another Pointless Alignment Thread
* Debating Alignments is Totally a Worthwhile Thing to Do
* Are You Blue in the Face Yet? No? Then Let's Talk About Alignments
Past Edition vs. Other Edition: Which Would Win in a Fight?Aliases:
* Edition Fight!
* The Edition That I'm Used To Is Superior to the Edition That You're Used To
* Let's Set the Internet on Fire
* We Should Argue Until the Thread Gets Locked
* Anyone Up for Flaming Each Other Until One or More of Us Gets Banned?
* A Cool New Way to Rack Up Some Infraction Points
* What's the Difference Between This Edition & That Edition?
* I'm Thinking About Playing This Edition, Please Kill Each Other Trying to Convince Me That I'm Playing the Right One
* Uncivil Edition Debate #386
Pun-Pun, What's That?Aliases:
* Has Anyone Heard of Pun-Pun?
* How Do I Become Pun-Pun?
* Help! My DM Won't Let Me Be Pun-Pun!
* Pun-Pun vs. A Non-Pun-Pun
* Things to Do When You're Pun-Pun
* How to Fix Pun-Pun
* Pun-Pun In Your Game
* I've Made Pun-Pun a God in My Pantheon, And He Keeps My Players from Becoming Pun-Pun
* Pun-Pun is Actually Unoptimized; Here's a Better Way to Gain Infinite Power By Ignoring RAW, RAI, RAP, & My DM's Screams
* Pun-Pun Should Be, Like, Banned or Something
What Are These Tiers That Everyone is Talking About?Aliases:
* Class Tiers: What Are They?
* Hey, Have You Guys Ever Heard of Class TIERS?
* What's All This Tier Stuff About?
* Tiers Are Meaningless
* Tiers Are the End-All, Be-All of Class Debates
* What Tier is This Class?
* We Should Make Tiers for Prestige Classes!
* We Should Make Tiers for Races!
* Should Make Tiers for Feats!
* Should Make Tiers for Editions!
* Should Make Tiers for EVERYTHING!
Tome of Battle: What Do You Think?Aliases:
* ToB Sucks
* ToB Rules
* ToB is Overpowered
* ToB Got Anime in My D&D
* ToB: It's Wuxia, Not Anime
* ToB: Who Cares?
* ToB: Fixing Bad Classes By Replacing Bad Classes with Better Classes
* What's Up With ToB?
* I'm Curious About This ToB Thing...
* ToB is a Great Way to Pick a Fight With Your DM
* ToB: The Never Ending Debate
* ToB: Back Again
Truenamer, What Wrong With This Class?Aliases:
* The Truenamer Sucks & Other Things That Were Debated to Death Years Ago
* Samurai, What Wrong With This Class?
* Commoner, What Wrong With This Class?
* Are Feats Good?
* Hey, I Just Discovered Some Game-Breaking Trick That Won't Really Work! Discuss!
* I Have a Question About Some Topic That Was Discussed Last Week, But I Thought Everyone Would Like to Talk It Over Again
* I'm Gonna Start a Thread About Something that Just HAD to Be Discussed Already, But I'm Too Lazy to Search for the Many Discussions About It[/spoiler]
The rest of the funny stuff before the lock:[spoiler]
What the hell is Incarnum? * There's this Incarnum thing and I'm not getting it
* Soulborn is the PWNZORZ!
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Should Anyone Allow Psionics? * OMG Broken : My 4th level Psion does 17d6 damage
* Psionics are, like, way more balanced than Vancian casting
* Yo kids, this awesome class makes a knife with its soul; is it broken?
* Wilders are so too powerful. +6ML! wtf?
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-I am a thread Nazi what do I do?
-Stupid questions DO exist: The proof
-Saying: "Use the search thingy" as fast as possible
-Saying: "Use the search thingy" but pretending not be trying to ninja.
-I'm a veteran to this forum! Why? Look at my post count!
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You people should stop posting about things that I've already discussedAliases:
* It doesn't matter if you missed out on the discussion the first time around.
* Hey I think I can get X stat for Y bonus! Am I original?
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* Airships/Steampunk
* Help Me Design My World (I Offer No Content Myself)
* How Would You Stat this well know superhero?[/spoiler]