Author Topic: Tweets - BG style  (Read 12874 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2010, 10:31:54 PM »
Cries of "4e Psionics is Broken" have started in earnest already. Surprised? Nope ...  :fu

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2010, 10:33:45 PM »
Beer and Taco Bell don't mix. Peanut Butter and Orange Juice don't mix, worse. Ouch. I thought I had an iron gut. Won't do that again.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2010, 11:59:00 PM »
Tsuyo's back ... just in case y'aint checking his stuff, instead of mine. Now to pick a smiley face?

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2010, 09:45:45 PM »
Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Chelsea Lately, talking about her Vajazzling.
 :D
Can anyone tell the difference between: Zits and a Vajazzle-damaged Forehead ??

skydragonknight

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3297
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2010, 04:31:17 PM »
@awaken DM dolem: I didn't know you had BG Twitter! I'm going to follow you.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2010, 12:42:18 AM »
It's not twitter twitter; it's just twit-ing sans the twit-twit twit-ty-ness. You can't follow my kitty ...  ;)

skydragonknight

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3297
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2010, 08:58:13 PM »
*resists obvious joke*
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #47 on: April 27, 2010, 11:40:46 PM »
No one could figure out how to pronounce that Icelandic volcano. It's an island, check. It's a mountain, check. It's a glacier, check.
google translation , waits ...
Translates to: Mt. Glacier.
Boring.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2010, 08:50:33 PM »
Picture this in your mind: "Snuggie Bar Tour" ; ya rilly. I don't get sorority chicks ... and I don't want to.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2010, 10:03:28 PM »
Internet Company X is laying Hard lines through my neighborhood. Looks like Wi-Fi ain't all it's cracked up to be ... security issues and all.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2010, 11:55:35 PM »
Update - The Internet hard lines, are full Fiber Optics running from Indianapolis to Cleveland to Undisclosed East Coast City. And they're shielded.

**

"Update" makes the update longer than a ~real tweet. So what.

**

Galadium + Diabetic Cookies = rich Girl's phone number. Hey 3 fake tweets in one. She's not gonna get the irony.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2010, 02:03:01 AM »
My avatar disappeared. Tricky re-targeting of wotc stuff. Whatever. To quote Van Halen: "I don't feel tardy."
#1


#2



awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2010, 12:41:49 AM »
Free Bus Day, but you never know who'll get on ... like a Neo-Na2i in full regalia.
Then a Hispanic, a black/white couple, an India-ish woman, and 4 East-Asians get on.
He had a conniption. Sucka  :fo ; I was ready for a fight.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2010, 12:43:57 AM by awaken DM golem »

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2010, 09:00:20 PM »
I just got an Epidural. "But Doc, I'm not a woman, I'm not pregnant ... is this a Star Trek episode ?!" He laughed. Later I said the same to a female Doc. She did not laugh.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2010, 10:02:12 PM »
I googled: "library of congress" + terabytes ; for a completely different reason.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=j3G&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22library+of+congress%22+terabytes&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
Twitter is getting LoC-ed. Wow. But why? It's not that important. Hey, look at me ...  ;)

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2010, 09:11:44 PM »
Just found out, an old friend of mine, is a right wing nut job. Like the crazy kind. I asked him if he was sure ... Aliens hadn't implanted anything.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2010, 01:21:17 AM »
Paraphrasing Don Henley ... I saw a Nobama sticker on a Kia. A little voice inside my head said your brain's on Te-a , your brain's on Te-a.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2010, 12:10:59 AM »
"Stop playing that 4e masterb8ting Warlock !!" ...  :) ... quote of Delaware senate candidate Christine O'Donald

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #58 on: October 27, 2010, 12:36:43 AM »
Dallas Cowboys suck this year, and they can't blame that Vampire known as Jessica Simpson for sucking the "life" out of the Quarterback.

awaken DM golem

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 3294
  • PAO'd my Avatar
Re: Tweets - BG style
« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2010, 09:33:30 PM »
Viva La Arsenic !!

Arsenic is Life.

Dude, you went to Beta Centauri just to O.D. your captain ?!

**

EDIT - it's being contested (?)
« Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 09:46:07 PM by awaken DM golem »