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I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:53:51 PM »
« Last Edit: November 24, 2009, 11:13:18 AM by snakeman830 »
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 11:55:12 PM »
I saw a similar build once, that involved breakdancing people into submission via Unnerving Calm, but this build puts the schtick to far more uses. Well done.

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 11:59:24 PM »
I saw that build too, but people were using Path of Shadows and Melodic Casting for that, niether of which actually work for that purpose.  Undersong I'm surprised wasn't put up as a better method.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

Quotes:[spoiler]
By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life.
hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
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If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit.  See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere.

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 12:54:25 AM »
when I first saw the thread, I figured it would be about a particularly handsome troll bloodstorm blade with the detach feat...



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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 10:55:19 AM »
Name of "that one feat":

Metamagic Song from Races of Stone.

Unlike DMM, it has a cap that restricts you to metamagicking up to the effective spell level you can cast.

This means that you need to be able to cast 7th level spells(or metamagic cost reductions ala Arcane Thesis, metamagic school focus or incantatrix) to persist undersong this way.

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 11:10:13 AM »
Hmm.  Doesn't look like you'll be able to do that, then.  Well, with a duration that long anyway, you shouldn't need to cast it more than a couple of times each day.  I guess that will do instead.

Of course, if the DM allows custom magic items, an amulet/headband of continuous Undersong will only run you 6,000 gp.

Thanks for the feat, though.  I knew I saw it somewhere.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

Quotes:[spoiler]
By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life.
hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
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If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit.  See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere.

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 01:18:26 PM »
Does Lyric Spell allow you to cast a spell with Metamagic Applied?  I looked at it but wasn't sure. 

Sublime Chord 5 gives you level 7 Bard Spells.  Incantatrix 3 may be easier though.
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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 01:52:11 AM »
Could always extend it, since you can't persist. Not the best case, but it works from early on.
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Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 11:15:13 AM »
Of course, I suppose it couldn't hurt the build too much to swap back to Extend/Persist being in the feats, changing one level (not the Marshall level) to Cleric, and changing race to Illumian.  That's a way it could be persisted.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

Quotes:[spoiler]
By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life.
hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
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If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit.  See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere.

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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 11:31:55 AM »
Would slow the progression a little, but it looks like it'd still work quite nicely. I do think I'm going to play this as my next character.
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: I'm too Sexy: funny Bard/Swordsage build
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 07:23:56 PM »
At minimum 10 levels of Swordsage and 2 levels of Bard must be in the build so you can know Undersong and can get access to 8th level manuvers (Time Stands Still is great, but doesn't involve Concentration checks).  Technically Swordsage can be swapped to Warblade, but then you can't get your hefty Cha to AC, so I prefer Swordsage for this.
I am constantly amazed by how many DM's ban Tomb of Battle.  The book doesn't even exist!

Quotes:[spoiler]
By yes, she means no.
That explains so much about my life.
hiicantcomeupwithacharacterthatisntaghostwhyisthatamijustretardedorsomething
Why would you even do this? It hurts my eyes and looks like you ate your keyboard before suffering an attack of explosive diarrhea.
[/spoiler]

If using Genesis to hide your phylactry, set it at -300 degrees farenheit.  See how do-gooders fare with a liquid atmosphere.