Well, if the dead magic zone deactivates my items, then my heavy load is 2800, which means I can move 1400 lbs (0.7 tons). That's the amount I can lift over my head, but I can drag 14,000 lbs. If I had a tool strong enough (large chain net, perhaps?) I could drag 7 tons at a time. >_>
Still, the little imp isn't gonna want to be disturbed just for a measly mithral or adamantine chain net, so I may as well get to it.