Off-topic chatter

[Kuroimaken]

I say we show this Vrock who's boss then keep going. We don't exactly have all the time in the world.

Debatable, but hey. So as of right now, RJ and Marlowe are the only ones who can see it, correct? So we provide the coordinates for the artillery, i.e. you.

Works for me.

[PhaedrusXY]

Ready when you are...

[Kuroimaken]

For the lolz, translation.

"O Bonerges, devourer of maiden virginities! This impudent lowlife is yours to eat up!"

[Bozwevial]

Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.

[VennDygrem]

Hmm, so would the spell effect give me a rough idea of where the vrock is now? Could I throw something at it?
("should I" is probably more appropriate. I can lift roughly the equivalent of a light automobile over my head (unless juggernaut counts toward carrying capacity, which I've seen alternate yes and no answers to)

[Agita]

Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.

That was the joke, yes.

I'm rusting. This time, the only part I understood right away was otome (maiden), and I assumed at first that it referred to RJ.

[Kuroimaken]

Using the phrase 'devourer of maiden virginities' in conjunction with a variant of Evard's Black Tentacles is wrong and yet oh-so-right.

That was the joke, yes.

I'm rusting. This time, the only part I understood right away was otome (maiden), and I assumed at first that it referred to RJ.

It's also an inside joke. Bonerges is the name of a fictional deity created by a friend of mine whose portfolios include badassness and virginities.

And Raoul assumes RJ ain't a virgin, just so you know. XD

[PhaedrusXY]

Hmm, so would the spell effect give me a rough idea of where the vrock is now? Could I throw something at it?
("should I" is probably more appropriate. I can lift roughly the equivalent of a light automobile over my head (unless juggernaut counts toward carrying capacity, which I've seen alternate yes and no answers to)

I think the area is pretty big, so not really. Didn't you guys have a fly spell of some kind on you, though? If you get within 120 feet, your True Seeing will kick in and let you see it.

[Agita]

What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself, then we just leave the Vrock to deal with the fact he's found himself in a particularly deviant porn movie.

[PhaedrusXY]

What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...

Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though.

[Kuroimaken]

What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...

Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though.

I'd think we do. RJ would still need to make a Reflex save, but that's a non-issue for her.

[Bozwevial]

What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...

Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though.

You will. Not when it'll make any difference to us, but you will. I suspect it has a Belt of Battle.

[PhaedrusXY]

What's the concentration mod on a Vrock? If the hentacles can be counted on to keep him where he is, RJ could port or fly up there this round and gib him the next (or use her belt to gib him right away).
Unless she's at risk of getting tentacled herself...

Don't you guys have FoM? And I'm not just going to tell you the vrock's stat block. Good try, though.

You will. Not when it'll make any difference to us, but you will.

True.... I will...

I suspect it has a Belt of Battle.

[Kuroimaken]

Bah. Its Belt of Battle is MEANINGLESS before the might of being tentacle raped by fire. MEANINGLESS I say.

[Agita]

That and most of us probably already have one and the attuning rules make it less attractive to keep a ton around and switch whenever needed.

[VennDygrem]

I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first.

[PhaedrusXY]

I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first.

I thought you guys had a fly spell of some kind in those buffs...

[VennDygrem]

To be honest I don't recall any of the spells we've got active on us. I don't have any of them accounted for on my sheet, anyway. I need to track down the list...

[Bozwevial]

I suppose once the cloaker picks Cade up, that would trigger my delay. Still, from what I can tell, the vrock is still pretty far away from me. Still nice to be able to do something. I may have to invest in some wings before upgrading my size or other capabilities first.

I thought you guys had a fly spell of some kind in those buffs...

Yeah, if we weren't abandoning the Wish-powered buff list, we'd have to do some revisions.

[VennDygrem]

I really don't want to see this die, though I know pretty much everyone's been doing other things. Figured I'd give it a go, anyway.