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PhaedrusXY

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #800 on: May 31, 2010, 01:36:22 PM »
Raoul should think about something that will weird the Aboleth out. Hmm... what would terrify a tentacle monster?
Try thinking about consentual sex between two average humans of opposite gender in the missionary position. :D
:lmao

Raoul doesn't know his mind is being read, though. No one does. Some of you know that you resisted something. That's it.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #801 on: May 31, 2010, 07:02:36 PM »
I'll be limited in posting from the 2nd through the 6th, but mostly the 5th and 6th.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #802 on: May 31, 2010, 11:38:27 PM »
Agita, I've been meaning to remind you that everybody still has Water Breathing. That one has an hour/level duration and X.'s Green Hag minion can cast it at will.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #803 on: May 31, 2010, 11:46:32 PM »
HoV, you have officially the best bitches ever.  :D
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #804 on: June 01, 2010, 12:01:29 AM »
Did you ever doubt the quality of his bitches? :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #805 on: June 01, 2010, 12:42:56 AM »
Apologies to Phaedrus for them making his job more difficult. But, heh, those bitches sure do perform.  :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #806 on: June 01, 2010, 01:26:11 AM »
Perform (sexual techniques), you mean? :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #807 on: June 01, 2010, 06:34:48 AM »
Agita, I've been meaning to remind you that everybody still has Water Breathing. That one has an hour/level duration and X.'s Green Hag minion can cast it at will.
Oh, that's cool then. Nevermind the breath bit then.
Pity Kuroi apparently edited the boobies bit out. This way the sneezing bit is redundant too.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #808 on: June 01, 2010, 12:43:40 PM »
Hey, Reincarnate doesn't need a body. If we don't have the time or inclination to find a True Resurrection for Marlowe, we could ask the Treants we met at the 'stones if they know a Druid. :D Sure, there's a possibility he might come back in a fucked-up body, but... Alternatively, Resurrection itself needs only a small part of the body. It's still a level 7 spell, though

Of course, that's only if Marlowe decides to die for the cause.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #809 on: June 01, 2010, 12:59:38 PM »
That's a good idea. I'm sure there might be some druids in the Forest of Lethyr that could reincarnate him. Maybe closer than you might think.  :whistle
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #810 on: June 01, 2010, 06:13:29 PM »
That's a good idea. I'm sure there might be some druids in the Forest of Lethyr that could reincarnate him. Maybe closer than you might think.  :whistle

...the druid he mentioned is going to be friends of the Stormlord we ran into, isn't he? :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #811 on: June 01, 2010, 06:15:20 PM »
[spoiler]For fuck's sake, you guys. I walk away for less than a day and you are already seriously contemplating letting me be eaten by a giant fish.  :lmao[/spoiler]
We are a mostly Evil party... :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #812 on: June 01, 2010, 06:32:38 PM »
Actually, doesn't Reincarnation require a portion of the body? I guess I can either commit suicide or have someone else do it, let you guys cut something off, then let the aboleth have the rest of the corpse. I vote you cut off my ring finger. After all, I do have a hidden sleeve blade. :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #813 on: June 01, 2010, 06:35:57 PM »
Heck, I'm pretty sure we can just use a drop of blood. Like the blood that will be on whatever weapon kills Marlowe. Assuming Ris-Janna doesn't lick it off. :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #814 on: June 01, 2010, 06:39:38 PM »
Heck, I'm pretty sure we can just use a drop of blood. Like the blood that will be on whatever weapon kills Marlowe. Assuming Ris-Janna doesn't lick it off. :P

Or Ris-Janna could take the finger as a lollipop. :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #815 on: June 01, 2010, 07:47:24 PM »
Man, this campaign cracks me up every time.  :lmao
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #816 on: June 01, 2010, 08:23:27 PM »
Heck, I'm pretty sure we can just use a drop of blood. Like the blood that will be on whatever weapon kills Marlowe. Assuming Ris-Janna doesn't lick it off. :P

Or Ris-Janna could take the finger as a lollipop. :D
Now, now. If we give Raoul too much eye candy his eyeballs will rot.
Which is probably just what RJ wants. Let's do it.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #817 on: June 01, 2010, 10:35:52 PM »
You shouldn't be too concerned with what he's looking at, actually...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #818 on: June 03, 2010, 04:14:51 PM »
I'm going out of town from Friday till Monday (4th-7th), and probably won't be posting at all during that time.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #819 on: June 08, 2010, 12:18:06 AM »
I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!

And what does Marlowe consider a fair deal as a price for his brain? Resurrection and the means to recover one of the most powerful artifacts in the world isn't enough? :P
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]