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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #680 on: March 31, 2010, 09:44:05 AM »
Any chance he wrote "Ris-Janna [...] recieves a vision of getting a nice suntan"? No?

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #681 on: March 31, 2010, 09:26:27 PM »
@Kuro
[spoiler]No casting from scrolls. It's in the house rules. :P[/spoiler]
A staff of it is 375*8*15=45,000 gp. If we have each casting take 3 charges, that's 15k, aka exactly what we can get as many as we want of with the Wish economy. :P
Does anyone have UMD?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #682 on: March 31, 2010, 09:38:48 PM »
Cade has UMD. :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #683 on: March 31, 2010, 11:09:09 PM »
@Kuro
[spoiler]No casting from scrolls. It's in the house rules. :P[/spoiler]
A staff of it is 375*8*15=45,000 gp. If we have each casting take 3 charges, that's 15k, aka exactly what we can get as many as we want of with the Wish economy. :P
Does anyone have UMD?
That's the cost to craft that staff. The market price is twice that amount, which is what we'll be going by for the wish economy. I think the max charges you can require it to use per use is 5, which means the minimum price of a staff with a single 8th level spell in it is 15x8x750/5 = 18000 gp. So staffs with 7th level spells and lower is all that will be available via "free" wishes, I think.

IIRC, there might be an item that grants continuous Mindblank for less than that, but I'm not sure. I think it was a Hathran mask.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #684 on: March 31, 2010, 11:28:47 PM »
@Kuro
[spoiler]No casting from scrolls. It's in the house rules. :P[/spoiler]
A staff of it is 375*8*15=45,000 gp. If we have each casting take 3 charges, that's 15k, aka exactly what we can get as many as we want of with the Wish economy. :P
Does anyone have UMD?
That's the cost to craft that staff. The market price is twice that amount, which is what we'll be going by for the wish economy.
:facepalm
I knew I had to be missing something. No way Staffs are cheaper than wands.
...Can we wish for a half-full (or half-empty) one? :smirk
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #685 on: March 31, 2010, 11:57:57 PM »
@Kuro
[spoiler]No casting from scrolls. It's in the house rules. :P[/spoiler]
A staff of it is 375*8*15=45,000 gp. If we have each casting take 3 charges, that's 15k, aka exactly what we can get as many as we want of with the Wish economy. :P
Does anyone have UMD?
That's the cost to craft that staff. The market price is twice that amount, which is what we'll be going by for the wish economy.
:facepalm
I knew I had to be missing something. No way Staffs are cheaper than wands.
...Can we wish for a half-full (or half-empty) one? :smirk
Pretty sure I already answered that with a "No" in the house rules. ;)
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Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #686 on: April 01, 2010, 11:06:57 PM »
A booming voice from the sky answers "Or maybe he just likes toying with you." and you hear laughter echoing throughout the forest.

You know we're in the middle of a desert right now, right?

"Always some motherfucker has to get in the way. This time we are not fucking around half assed."

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #687 on: April 01, 2010, 11:12:27 PM »
You'll be where the kobold tells you to be. :p
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #688 on: April 02, 2010, 02:16:33 AM »
Har har.  :P

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #689 on: April 02, 2010, 11:04:29 AM »
Or maybe there's a forest in the desert.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #690 on: April 02, 2010, 02:36:52 PM »
A booming voice from the sky answers "Or maybe he just likes toying with you." and you hear laughter echoing throughout the forest.

You know we're in the middle of a desert right now, right?

"Always some motherfucker has to get in the way. This time we are not fucking around half assed."

Xuuvosic immediately teleports again, this time to a random patch of desert. He speaks loud enough for everyone in the pit to hear,
I'd forgotten, actually. And of course I was just fucking around. :D


Waiting on you guys to do something. ;)
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #691 on: April 05, 2010, 03:01:03 PM »
*Whistles the Jeopardy song*
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #692 on: April 05, 2010, 03:40:54 PM »
Didn't X reanimate the barghest? What does he know about the 'stones?

Also, does anyone have the ability to cast Desecrate, preferably on some kind of altar? Just covering my bases in case RJ croaks it and needs to be ghoulified. :D (Some way of grabbing Corpsecrafter and Nimble Bones, even temporarily, would also be cool, although RAW they don't work on necromancy feats.)
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #693 on: April 05, 2010, 03:48:56 PM »
Yeah, he animated it. No one has asked it what it knows about the stones. ;) It definitely knows which stone is the correct one of course. What else do you want to know?
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Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #694 on: April 05, 2010, 03:55:01 PM »
Does he happen to know any rebellious dual-scimitar-wielding drow? :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #695 on: April 05, 2010, 04:00:01 PM »
Does he happen to know any rebellious dual-scimitar-wielding drow? :P
He met one once, but he ate him.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #696 on: April 05, 2010, 04:08:15 PM »
Does he happen to know any rebellious dual-scimitar-wielding drow? :P
He met one once, but he ate him.
...Who ate whom, and what kind of eating? :P You need to clarify that kind of stuff right away, or there will be jokes.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #697 on: April 05, 2010, 05:00:48 PM »
Given that the scimitar wielding Drow is supposed to be an uber badass, I'm guessing that its the more risque type of eating.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #698 on: April 05, 2010, 05:51:33 PM »
Given that the scimitar wielding Drow is supposed to be an uber badass, I'm guessing that its the more risque type of eating.
Then again, given that he's actually a major pussy with that build, it could be either way.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #699 on: April 05, 2010, 06:13:34 PM »
Well, this is the future, isn't it? So depending how many years after 1373 it is, the drow in question might already be dead, and we might be actually talking about a wholly different drow. :P
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