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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2009, 08:29:53 PM »
That's why talking their way in is a job for Mister 20 Cha... With no ranks in Diplomacy.  :D
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2009, 08:52:56 PM »
That's why talking their way in is a job for Mister 20 Cha... With no ranks in Diplomacy.  :D

Assisted by Mister 10 Cha with copious skill in Sense Motive.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2009, 09:39:33 PM »
Well then, aren't we lucky to have Mr. Charming Motherf-er, 15 Cha and a +16 total bonus to Diplomacy.  ;)

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2009, 09:44:30 PM »
Diplomacy is for people who don't have ranks in Intimidate and Charm Person handy.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2009, 09:51:12 PM »
+12 intimidate, but no Charm Person. :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2009, 09:55:03 PM »
Drat! Only +10 on my side. But I gots Charm Person!

(And if someone is willing to suffer the Con damage, a DC 22 Charm Person.  :smirk)
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2009, 10:50:37 PM »
Drat! Only +10 on my side. But I gots Charm Person!

(And if someone is willing to suffer the Con damage, a DC 22 Charm Person.  :smirk)

Con damage? Schwat? :o

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2009, 10:57:55 PM »
Eldritch Corruption, my friend.

Unfortunately being Bad to The Soul doesn't obviate the need to satisfy that feat's thirst for BLOOOOOD.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2009, 11:14:06 PM »
"Why do you talk like a stereotypical black rapper?" :lol Now he just needs to call the male party members brotha or... that really rude word for black people.
I'm aiming for Samuel L. Jackson, but its easy to slide into something more generic.
Is it a bad thing that I understood most on the first read? :D
Yes. It is a sad commentary on modern society that you can make sense of it  ;)

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He means he wants to expose you all to the moaning and singing attacks from his harpies and cloakers till you save against them all, and are thereby rendered immune for the rest of the day. Then he can feel free to PWN all my encounters with like 8 will-based crowd control attacks per round.  :flame :witsend :tantrum

Guess I'll have to break out the Radiant Servants of Pelor making a last stand against the encroaching darkness...  :flutter

Or whisper gnomes... Silence should protect against all of that crap, it looks like.
That is exactly what I meant by immunize. But I'm not planning on going completely gonzo on the AoE save-or-lose effects. By default, I'll just have the Harpy and the Vampiric Cloaker spamming. The other two Cloakers will be on defense via engulf. The last four slots don't have any AoE critters, but the Psurlon is pretty nasty.
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Will do.

That's why talking their way in is a job for Mister 20 Cha... With no ranks in Diplomacy.  :D
Yah, he lies and bullies pretty well. But when actual negotiation is called for ... well, why negotiate when you have friends with mind control?  :p

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2009, 11:44:34 PM »
Yah, he lies and bullies pretty well. But when actual negotiation is called for ... well, why negotiate when you have friends with mind control?  :p

And if he's very very lucky with the roll, a friend who can read surface thoughts with a SM check.  :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2009, 12:34:51 AM »
The freckle-faced halfling spewing Sammy-J speak is pretty damn awesome, too. :D

Which ability is he using for the disguise, by the way?

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2009, 01:34:48 AM »
Yah, he lies and bullies pretty well. But when actual negotiation is called for ... well, why negotiate when you have friends with mind control?  :p

And if he's very very lucky with the roll, a friend who can read surface thoughts with a SM check.  :D
Nice! Marlowe should definitely check out the sentries before the rest of the PC's approach.

The freckle-faced halfling spewing Sammy-J speak is pretty damn awesome, too. :D

Which ability is he using for the disguise, by the way?
Mithril chain shirt of disguise  :D

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2009, 03:27:26 AM »
The freckle-faced halfling spewing Sammy-J speak is pretty damn awesome, too. :D

Which ability is he using for the disguise, by the way?
Mithril chain shirt of disguise  :D

Ohhhh, I see, combined it with Hat of Disguise. Good thinking. :)

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »
So what's up? Who's doing what? Or do you guys want to talk about it some more?  :smirk Glad to see the spooky environment seems to be working, at least. :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #54 on: December 10, 2009, 06:11:43 PM »
Personally, I'm waiting for everyone else to chime in. You know I've got extra time (less now :P) but I don't want to oversaturate myself.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2009, 08:23:47 PM »
RJ will probably walk dead last in line.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2009, 03:51:47 PM »
I don't think I need to tell you guys this, but don't feel railroaded. Do whatever you want. We're here because you guys wanted to go to a city and take a boat to Myth Drannor. It's just my job to put obstacles in your path, whichever path you choose. :D
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« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »
Is there any way you could send one of your minions to burrow far under the city walls and come up inside? Just as an insurance policy. :smirk
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2009, 04:13:58 PM »
Is there any way you could send one of your minions to burrow far under the city walls and come up inside? Just as an insurance policy. :smirk
Nothing is keeping them from just flying over, as far as they know, as long as they go high enough to get outside of the radius of the lights surrounding the city.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #59 on: December 16, 2009, 04:22:21 PM »
as far as they know
This being the important part. :smirk
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