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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1380 on: July 09, 2011, 02:43:18 AM »
So... assuming we retcon a bit, and say you guys have some kind of Fly spells, Cade could fly up and punch the Vrock once, instead of making a full attack. Unless he has some way to move and then make a full attack. Does he? I don't see one, glancing over his sheet...
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1381 on: July 09, 2011, 03:12:51 AM »
According to how Tome TWF is worded, I can technically make two attacks, though I can't make a full attack after a move.

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+0: You suffer no penalty for doing things with your off-hand. When you make an attack or full-attack action, you may make a number of attacks with your off-hand weapon equal to the number of attacks you are afforded with your primary weapon.

Thus, if you are able to make one attack due to only being able to use a single attack action, you get to make a second free attack with your off-hand weapon, in this case, another limb. One might not be sure if this was intended, but it sure seems that way given the specific wording, differentiating between attack actions and full-attack actions.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1382 on: July 09, 2011, 03:21:35 AM »
You're exactly right. I'd forgotten that you had that.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1383 on: July 09, 2011, 04:08:30 AM »
Wasn't the Vrock in some kind of AMF field, or something? It's been so long and I think I was already foggy on the details as it was. Then again, I don't think any of us officially knew IC either.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1384 on: July 09, 2011, 08:13:12 AM »
There was a big dead magic zone over a field of rubble, and the Vrock was flying over it and trying to Telekinesisrape us.
Why don't I have this kind of memory for school stuff?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1385 on: July 09, 2011, 10:04:31 AM »
There was a big dead magic zone over a field of rubble, and the Vrock was flying over it and trying to Telekinesisrape us.
Why don't I have this kind of memory for school stuff?
Clearly, in order to remember things you must be a loli at the time. Try speaking with a Verbal Tic in school and seeing if that improves your performance.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1386 on: July 09, 2011, 10:13:55 AM »
There was a big dead magic zone over a field of rubble, and the Vrock was flying over it and trying to Telekinesisrape us.
Why don't I have this kind of memory for school stuff?
Clearly, in order to remember things you must be a loli at the time. Try speaking with a Verbal Tic in school and seeing if that improves your performance.
You may be on to something, but I hope you're not, because that would be impractical.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1387 on: July 09, 2011, 01:57:03 PM »
There was a big dead magic zone over a field of rubble, and the Vrock was flying over it and trying to Telekinesisrape us.
Why don't I have this kind of memory for school stuff?
That's right. It had been perched on what was left of a crumbling tower wall, jutting out of the pile of rubble.

You'd heard (and seen? I forget) other demons in the distance, which isn't surprising since you're in the middle of the ruins of Myth Drannor, which is where the remants of the demon army that destroyed Myth Drannor (and which Raoul once belonged to) is scattered.

Cade also had a "Find the Path" spell (or something like that) on him, which had been basically pointing to the pile of rubble the vrock is flying over.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1388 on: July 09, 2011, 07:25:14 PM »
Just goes to show how long it's been; I totally forgot I had already made those rolls. Also keep in mind my stance, which bypasses DR and reduces movement speeds by 10 ft/hit. If we don't just wreck the vrock, it'll have a harder time getting away.

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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1389 on: July 09, 2011, 11:21:50 PM »
Just goes to show how long it's been; I totally forgot I had already made those rolls. Also keep in mind my stance, which bypasses DR and reduces movement speeds by 10 ft/hit. If we don't just wreck the vrock, it'll have a harder time getting away.
I didn't forget that, actually.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1390 on: July 10, 2011, 12:47:14 AM »
I figured you were fully aware given that you took my rolls from that post, but I just like to make sure.

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« Reply #1391 on: July 10, 2011, 01:55:44 AM »
The most I remember is that Raoul basically gave mr. big demon bird a fiery enema with tentacles.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1392 on: July 10, 2011, 12:15:01 PM »
Agita, is there anything preventing the vrock from getting an AoO on you when you charge, due to his reach?
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1393 on: July 10, 2011, 12:28:15 PM »
Well, there's the Superior Invisibility on everyone. I think vrocks don't have True Seeing. The regular Invisibility would've dropped, but I think Superior stays after attacking (which reminds me that that would be another +2...). Other than that, nothing, and the 33 would hit (forgot to Tumble, but eh...).
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1394 on: July 10, 2011, 01:25:53 PM »
Well, there's the Superior Invisibility on everyone. I think vrocks don't have True Seeing. The regular Invisibility would've dropped, but I think Superior stays after attacking (which reminds me that that would be another +2...). Other than that, nothing, and the 33 would hit (forgot to Tumble, but eh...).
Hmm... it actually would know you're there, but you'd have 100% concealment from it (it has Mindsight. You're gonna see its whole statblock soon enough... :P ). So it would need to roll a miss chance. Assuming 1-50 misses and 51-100 hits, it misses:

1d100=1
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1395 on: July 10, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »
Well, there's the Superior Invisibility on everyone. I think vrocks don't have True Seeing. The regular Invisibility would've dropped, but I think Superior stays after attacking (which reminds me that that would be another +2...). Other than that, nothing, and the 33 would hit (forgot to Tumble, but eh...).
Hmm... it actually would know you're there, but you'd have 100% concealment from it (it has Mindsight. You're gonna see its whole statblock soon enough... :P ). So it would need to roll a miss chance. Assuming 1-50 misses and 51-100 hits, it misses:

1d100=1
Ah, but you can't make an AoO against something with total concealment to you, even if you know where it is:
Not that it ended up mattering. :P
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1396 on: July 14, 2011, 07:18:46 AM »
I just noticed that the game is back on. Lucky too, I've mostly been haunting GitP and hadn't checked BG in months. So, lloks like we need to either find the portal fast or face the next wave of demons, yes?

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« Reply #1397 on: July 14, 2011, 11:01:30 AM »
I just noticed that the game is back on. Lucky too, I've mostly been haunting GitP and hadn't checked BG in months. So, lloks like we need to either find the portal fast or face the next wave of demons, yes?
Glad to see you're still around.  :D
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1398 on: July 14, 2011, 11:04:41 AM »
I just noticed that the game is back on. Lucky too, I've mostly been haunting GitP and hadn't checked BG in months. So, lloks like we need to either find the portal fast or face the next wave of demons, yes?
That seems to be about the gist of it, yeah. We know that what we're looking for is probably under the ruins with the dead magic zone, so we might as well start digging.
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Re: Off-topic chatter
« Reply #1399 on: July 14, 2011, 12:33:21 PM »
So, I guess we start posting in the game thread again?